: World’s longest snake caught on video


vwsalisburyfamily
16-03-2009, 04:03 PM
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h185/99salisburym/th_COBRACTB.jpg (http://s64.photobucket.com/albums/h185/99salisburym/?action=view&current=COBRACTB.flv)

:eek:;)

Manzo
16-03-2009, 04:08 PM
fuck

The_Boy_Bry
16-03-2009, 04:09 PM
That made me jump! :lol:

vwsalisburyfamily
16-03-2009, 04:11 PM
That made me jump! :lol:

shhhhhhhh ;)

The_Boy_Bry
16-03-2009, 04:13 PM
shhhhhhhh ;)
Sorry! ;)

JustinOval
16-03-2009, 04:17 PM
Jebus! I jumped clean off the chair you prick. :lol:

mattrsa
16-03-2009, 04:36 PM
new pants please!

Ugly Bloke
16-03-2009, 05:03 PM
I've seen it before, sent it to a mate who then wouldn't talk to me for a week! She said I'd taken 5 years off her life. :lol:

The beetle resto pics in your photobucket look interesting. What's occuring in this picture then?

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h185/99salisburym/DSCN0272.jpg

Volkspirate Jim
16-03-2009, 05:05 PM
Wow, still, that photo someone put up last week of that snake in the electric fence was far worse.

It was the 4 rows of teeth that freaked me out!

Rojjie
16-03-2009, 05:10 PM
Wow, still, that photo someone put up last week of that snake in the electric fence was far worse.

It was the 4 rows of teeth that freaked me out!

I missed that.....be a good lad and find it for me :D

Volkspirate Jim
16-03-2009, 05:14 PM
I missed that.....be a good lad and find it for me :D

Yes sir!


Here ya go :eek:


Seems a sheep farmer was puzzled about the disappearance of some sheep on his farm. After a few weeks the farmer decided to put up an electric fence. About a week later, this is what he found!

http://www.bentbay.dk/dyr/electric_fence1.jpg

Now, I know we've all heard of people being eaten by snakes & I bet most of us have said, "If a snake tried to eat me, I'd blah, blah, blah & get away."

Well, this is a Python & they're extremely aggressive & have a few teeth that they use to hold their prey while they wrap around them & then constrict.

Wonder if I could get away if this one bit me and held on with its
"few teeth?" (Note: The wires are 10 inches apart.

http://www.bentbay.dk/dyr/electric_fence2.jpg

master baiter
16-03-2009, 05:33 PM
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h185/99salisburym/th_COBRACTB.jpg (http://s64.photobucket.com/albums/h185/99salisburym/?action=view&current=COBRACTB.flv)

:eek:;)

Fuck you,that near gave me a heart attack.:lol:

vwsalisburyfamily
16-03-2009, 05:37 PM
I've seen it before, sent it to a mate who then wouldn't talk to me for a week! She said I'd taken 5 years off her life. :lol:

The beetle resto pics in your photobucket look interesting. What's occuring in this picture then?

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h185/99salisburym/DSCN0272.jpg

Was a tribute to two guys from my office, worked with them for 5 years but unfortunately they got made redundant two weeks ago along with 1/3rd of my whole office :eek: . It was all about when the one on the right used to have a pony tail, did make some people laugh though in a time that was very difficult for everyone involved.:(

Rojjie
16-03-2009, 06:20 PM
Yes sir!


Here ya go :eek:

Thank you fella :D
That's a lot of teeth :eek::eek::eek:

Salad.dodger
16-03-2009, 06:40 PM
fuck a duck you mutha fu**er.... i clean shit a brick..... my teeth are all tingley now ?


nice one

Ugly Bloke
16-03-2009, 06:48 PM
This snake bust a gut trying to eat an alligator

http://www.b-eye-network.com/blogs/imhoff/archives/python.jpg

char64
16-03-2009, 06:50 PM
:eek: good job I bought black boxershorts !!! :lol:

cleedubber
16-03-2009, 06:54 PM
You baaaaaaaaaaaaaaarstard
Good one tho :lol:

DiDi76
16-03-2009, 07:02 PM
Thanks. I now have 3rd degree burns all over my legs from the tea i just threw over myself

flyin_flea
16-03-2009, 07:34 PM
fuck!!....it got me.:eek: :lol::lol:

....i'm gonna wind up the volume and show the missus .:D

veedubjunky
16-03-2009, 08:34 PM
Cunt.

that is all. going for a cigarette now to slow my heart rate back down.

Highonlife
16-03-2009, 09:22 PM
got the mrs a classic with this;):lol:
very funny watching her jump out her skin and calling me a twat:D

easigee
16-03-2009, 09:23 PM
Jeeeeeeees :eek: :mad: :crazy:


Breeeeeeeeeeeeeathe :lol:

Barbbee
16-03-2009, 10:04 PM
How do they know/can prove it's the world's largest snake though:confused:

cleedubber
16-03-2009, 10:12 PM
How do they know/can prove it's the world's largest snake though:confused:

:rolleyes:

Barbbee
16-03-2009, 10:14 PM
:rolleyes:
Oi, don't you be rolling yr eyes at me in that tone of voice:p. It's a serious Q! Or is the video just meant to prank?

BRABUS
16-03-2009, 10:16 PM
I think you answered your own question there....

Barbbee
16-03-2009, 10:18 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhh. Doh!:lol:

cleedubber
16-03-2009, 10:25 PM
Oi, don't you be rolling yr eyes at me in that tone of voice:p. It's a serious Q! Or is the video just meant to prank?

I think you answered your own question there....

Ahhhhhhhhhh. Doh!:lol:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y44/borab5nja/funny%20pics/doh.gif

:lol:

kingsmith
16-03-2009, 10:26 PM
even thought i know it was going to do that


I STILL JUMPED

Dickieboy
16-03-2009, 10:34 PM
Jesus christ that made me jump:lol:

captainstihllsaw
16-03-2009, 11:20 PM
just read all the coments,thought to myself cant be that bad,fookin ell i nearly nutted me laptop

mat_at_home
17-03-2009, 12:41 AM
excellent..... made both of us jump!

Greg McD
17-03-2009, 12:55 AM
I'd seen it before without the sound...watched it again there now and even though I knew what was going to happen...I still jumped! :D

Trikky2
17-03-2009, 01:03 AM
Me too - its amazing how it makes you jump = just cant help it :lol:

willow03
17-03-2009, 02:15 AM
why did i watch it this time of night lol maybe i should hav eread the thread 1st woke my dad up lol

ALABAMA ANDY
17-03-2009, 02:26 AM
Cant believe I jumped & blocked the laptop screen with my arm.
What a cunt :lol:

=SCRAT=
17-03-2009, 02:35 AM
SMP.....

GONE SPLITTIN
18-03-2009, 12:19 AM
Fuck i think ive got beer dripping off the ceiling!!!!
:D:D

seannaayy
18-03-2009, 03:59 AM
ahaha u tw*t, i was tryin to slowly wind down to a doze n go to sleep in a bit, im wide awake now and have work in the morn :P

goddamn you

seannaayy

pinheaduk
18-03-2009, 12:30 PM
jesus christ i just shit myself :D