It would appear that there are a number of folk who are having some tough times.
So I thought maybe Ugly Bloke can help..... Yes, really!
Well if you post a brief description of your problem, then I will try and find a tune on youtube, or a quotation that can be a panacea for those ills, those hurts, the longings.
I am not sure I understand your question young sir. Can you explain the problem in greater detail and myself and nurse Betty will see how we can assist you.
Terrible news, I'd usually require a picture, but this is the Chat/Discussion forum and a puss ridden Japs eye (sorry Oriental viewers) is not the done thing.
You're like Dr. Fox except you're not a dick, aint ya?
Anyway my problem is dead easy, i have these two 'friends' who insist they're not gay, but meet up now and again on the pretence of watching the manly game of football. I'd like to help them realise their love is real and not to be hidden away.
How can I help my two Brokeback buddies doc?
Testicular rearrangement relieves the symptoms, but the sweaty nature of my nutsack means the return of the discomfort is never more than a few minutes away.
Sometimes the best cure for PTSD is to go back to that place and confront it. It the trauma happened in Hull, then that can be done easily, but if it is the Somme, or Basra, then not so easy...
Doctor
, Ive got this feelin deep inside of me, deep inside of me
I just cant control my feet when I hear the beat, when I hear the beat
Hey doctor, could you give me somethin to ease the pain
cause if you dont help me soon gonna lose my brain
Well I will need to treat this in two seperate ways honey child. First of all for the nerves, you need a little bit of old school blues, I present Willie Dixon.
For the sore throat, well then you need to fast forward 60 years & blast this at full volume.
Dr Dr...I finally have a date through for my heart operation and I'm fighting off attacks of butterflies in the stomach - closely followed by stampeding elephants, jelly knees and cold sweats.
A little bit of panic I detect young Jenny . Hmm, let me think. While I could provide something of an oral nature to aid the soothing, I think you need an aural method to cure you and bring peace of mind
A lukewarm bath, dash of dettol and afterwards concentrate on this picture.
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