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DR UGLY BLOKE'S SURGERY IS NOW OPEN

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#1 ·
It would appear that there are a number of folk who are having some tough times. :(

So I thought maybe Ugly Bloke can help..... Yes, really! :eek:

Well if you post a brief description of your problem, then I will try and find a tune on youtube, or a quotation that can be a panacea for those ills, those hurts, the longings.

So fire away folk. :D
 
#17 ·
You're like Dr. Fox except you're not a dick, aint ya?

Anyway my problem is dead easy, i have these two 'friends' who insist they're not gay, but meet up now and again on the pretence of watching the manly game of football. I'd like to help them realise their love is real and not to be hidden away.
How can I help my two Brokeback buddies doc?
 
#25 ·
Drugly bloke.. My balls, they do itch.

Testicular rearrangement relieves the symptoms, but the sweaty nature of my nutsack means the return of the discomfort is never more than a few minutes away.

How can you help?
 
#37 ·
Ow doooooo.....how bowt me......I can't stop smiling cus I picked up my new drum kit today, my face is aching :lol:
 
#40 ·
Doctor
, Ive got this feelin deep inside of me, deep inside of me
I just cant control my feet when I hear the beat, when I hear the beat
Hey doctor, could you give me somethin to ease the pain
cause if you dont help me soon gonna lose my brain

wont you help me doctor ugly bloke
 
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