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Old 07-04-2009, 07:10 PM   #1
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It would appear that there are a number of folk who are having some tough times.

So I thought maybe Ugly Bloke can help..... Yes, really!

Well if you post a brief description of your problem, then I will try and find a tune on youtube, or a quotation that can be a panacea for those ills, those hurts, the longings.

So fire away folk.
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Old 07-04-2009, 07:12 PM   #2
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dude, you do fix things..and thats a fact!

can I have something which reflects picking ones self up after sad times please, thanks xxxx
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I have a nasty bout of plagurisim....
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Old 07-04-2009, 07:15 PM   #5
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dude, you do fix things..and thats a fact!

can I have something which reflects picking ones self up after sad times please, thanks xxxx
Thanks chuck, I do try

I think this will pick you up.


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Old 07-04-2009, 07:16 PM   #6
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Old 07-04-2009, 07:16 PM   #7
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Thanks chuck, I do try

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it only bloody works dude!!!


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Old 07-04-2009, 07:18 PM   #8
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Man-flu?

Oh you poor little love, man flu is dreadful, much worse than bird flu.

Listen to this thrice daily, ideally after meals, go easy on the jumping around at first though.

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Old 07-04-2009, 07:23 PM   #10
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Plagiarism? Hmm, has there been anyone more copied in recent times than this man?

Just for you Justin, dance white boy, dance.

There, better already aren't you.

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