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Old 06-08-2012, 08:09 PM   #1
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I work in Afghanistan, so some revenge options are limited...please bear that in mind whilst suggesting.....

Me and the IT twat haven't quite hit it off because he has a massive chip on his shoulder. Apparently I'm not the only one off his Chrimbo card list this year. Sadly he is "protected" because he's "doing" the deputy boss.

I have sent a "tester" email to a mate, and IT twat (referred to as 'ITT' from here on) has reacted, so he is obviously checking our mail.

ITT has also been checking out the sites we have been visiting on the company IT and today blocked even the most boring ones like Google and Wikipedia. In reaction, we are not saying anything which will probably upset ITT initially.

The usual good revenges such as Veet in the shampoo bottle, advertising his car for sale as a bargain price on Ebay, and a sh1t posted in the mail can't be done out here. Use of force here is also a no-no. Bearing in mind that revenge is a dish best served cold, please can some of the clever VZI types come up with a nice suggestion for us for ITT?

I can't always log in to reply on VZI and websites, but I can usually "see" quite easily - please don't be offended if I don't reply. This is of course being written via my own laptop over a non Company interweb link.

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What are the policies that you agreed to so you can use the network? Monitoring of e-mails and blocking of any non-essential websites are common in lots of places
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Old 06-08-2012, 08:21 PM   #3
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What are the policies that you agreed to so you can use the network? Monitoring of e-mails and blocking of any non-essential websites are common in lots of places
Agreed - we've never had access to Twitter/Facebook/Ebay/BetFred just like a million and one other "companies"

But to suddenly stop us from using bland "info only" sites like Wiki and Gogle is him being childish. All because the test email suggested that his UK home town was one of a list of third world countries where there was a language difficulty.....

And we don't expect emails to be monitored in this organization because we are all old hands and trusted with lots of things beyond the norm.
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Send your mate an email, which ITT will intercept, talking of how his wife has been messaging you asking for sex.

Failing that... JIZZ EVERYWHERE.

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Send your mate an email, which ITT will intercept, talking of how his wife has been messaging you asking for sex.

Failing that... JIZZ EVERYWHERE.

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At least that made me laugh! Just like your Chap Olympics post.
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I work in Afghanistan, so some revenge options are limited...please bear that in mind whilst suggesting.....

Me and the IT twat haven't quite hit it off because he has a massive chip on his shoulder. Apparently I'm not the only one off his Chrimbo card list this year. Sadly he is "protected" because he's "doing" the deputy boss.

I have sent a "tester" email to a mate, and IT twat (referred to as 'ITT' from here on) has reacted, so he is obviously checking our mail.

ITT has also been checking out the sites we have been visiting on the company IT and today blocked even the most boring ones like Google and Wikipedia. In reaction, we are not saying anything which will probably upset ITT initially.

The usual good revenges such as Veet in the shampoo bottle, advertising his car for sale as a bargain price on Ebay, and a sh1t posted in the mail can't be done out here. Use of force here is also a no-no. Bearing in mind that revenge is a dish best served cold, please can some of the clever VZI types come up with a nice suggestion for us for ITT?

I can't always log in to reply on VZI and websites, but I can usually "see" quite easily - please don't be offended if I don't reply. This is of course being written via my own laptop over a non Company interweb link.

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I may have spoken to your ITT, I work for a company providing internet down that way, what kind of email did he intercept?doubt he'd be able to get to a gmail/hotmail account?
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It's a LAN using usual Microsoft Products incl mailer. 99% of traffic is intranet. Web browsing and external email access is granted by ITT.
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Have you thought about giving his address out for people to send him letters saying, "URACUNT"

Or perhaps write an article for one of the crappy womens weekly magazines about his battle to be accepted as a woman in a man's world.

Or just get everyone you know to say, "You look ill, are you ok?" and it will drive him mad...then he will start to worry. But you need EVERYONE to do it.
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Your not at KAF are you mate? There was a similar ITT out there in March, he was only a JNCO but acted like he was COS, even threatened to turn our LITS (our aircraft maintenance logging system) connection off for a day because we moaned about it being slow I am yet to meet one of the new military IT trades people that is worthy of the uniform/cap badge They are all acerbic, insular toss bags!
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