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Old 16-06-2013, 12:55 PM   #51
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How the fuck did she attempt to apologise for what she did?

Arrange to meet her. Do something else.

What a knobber
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Hi Nige, I'm really sorry for my unacceptable rude behaviour last tuesday. I was having a bad day. I wasn't expecting you to arrive on your bike and felt a bit intimidated.

I think we have a lot in common and I'd really like to get to know the man under the scary leather exterior LOL. Is there any chance we could arrange another date so I can make it up to you for being so rude?

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I'm really tempted to arrange something then turn up with all my bike club mates, if she thinks I'm scary she'll shit herself when she sees that lot
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Old 16-06-2013, 12:58 PM   #52
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Just don't reply. Sometimes no words can be more cutting than anything you could say.
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I nearly wet myself laughing, I'm as intimidating as the andrex puppy

I'm really tempted to arrange something then turn up with all my bike club mates, if she thinks I'm scary she'll shit herself when she sees that lot
She needs to get a fucking grip by the sound of it. Having a bad day so took it out on you...imagine what a nause she could be if she actually had relationship with you!

Its a sign to run for the hills you leather clad puppy of mystery.
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Hang on...we didn't establish whether you'd taken your helmet off when she drove away...

Seriously - bad day or not, she deserves not one more second of your time.
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Hang on...we didn't establish whether you'd taken your helmet off when she drove away...

Seriously - bad day or not, she deserves not one more second of your time.
Yup, I parked next to her car, took my helmet off and smiled at her. To be fair, she did look a bit scared
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Yup, I parked next to her car, took my helmet off and smiled at her. To be fair, she did look a bit scared
I understand why she drove away now...did you hear her doors locking too?

No, mental. Stay well clear...as Tom said, imagine a year down the line..."I had a bad day at work today I HATE YOU GET AWAY FROM ME"
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I understand why she drove away now...did you hear her doors locking too?

No, mental. Stay well clear...as Tom said, imagine a year down the line..."I had a bad day at work today I HATE YOU GET AWAY FROM ME"
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I think that if she's got the balls to apologise then maybe she does deserve a second chance.

I turned up to a date once on my bicycle and that was met with barely concealed revulsion and taken as a sure sign of near destitution levels of poverty...
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I think that if she's got the balls to apologise then maybe she does deserve a second chance.
I'm on this page. You never know, she might be 'the one' and the first date story will keep your grandchildren amused for hours...well, a few minutes.
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