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If you want to sign this government petition, then pleae do so, if we can get enuf signatures then the government will have to bring back the rolling tax exemption rule, meaning every year any cars older than 30years of age will be exempt from road funds licence etc. This will mean so many more...

Man who walks through Airport turnstiles sideways is going to Bangkok . :D

While I was driving down the M6 the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronising smirk, asked: "Runway...

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1346981/Mac--soaring-petrol-prices.html

My grandad said " Its going to be nightmare this winter with this swine flu outbreak" I said "tell me something I dont know" Grandad replied " your nans arse can take my whole fist"

as posted by Kapri on RnS Quick heads back in the sand now. "EU LEGISLATION (Extract from FIVA's regular update provided by its lobbying service, EPPA) Second meeting of the European Parliament Historic Vehicle Group The second meeting of the European Parliament's Historic Vehicle Group took...

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. An Italian police officer stops them and says: "Itsa illegala to putta five-a people in a Quattro." "Vot do you mean, it's illegal ?" the German driver asks. "Quattro means four!" the policeman answers. "Quattro iz just ze name of...

It is a slow day in a damp little Irish town. The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. On this particular day a rich German tourist is driving through the town, stops at the local hotel and lays a €100 note on...

Proof That The World Is Nuts In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's...

I saw an article in the paper today where a Gulf War veteran, who now runs a taxi firm, had the phrase "British by birth... English by the grace of God" written on the driver's door of his cab. His local council said they'd received four (not 40, or 4000,but 4!!!) complaints about it and...

I'm currently running a ratted trekker and iv been told to rum linseed oil over the rust to stop it getting any worse anything else I can use?

Camilla approachs the Queen one day and says: "Ma'am, Do you mind if I ask you for some personal advice?" "One is here to help if one can Camilla" replies the Queen "Well everytime I suck Charles' willy I get horrendous stomach acid." says Camilla The Queen ponders for a moment and...

Just saw an ad on TV - apparently the newest addition to 5th Gear" used to be The Stig" :lol: So that's at least 4 ex Top Gear presenters (and an ex VW mag staffer) :D

poor old girl was so shocked she had a stroke! i couldn't believe how soft her hands were :lol:

The pope is reported to have said on his visit to us that he didn't think the Vatican had handled the problem of priests abusing children as well as it could have If he realy cared he would have told us that he was going to investigate and remove the pedophiles from his faith concidering the...

Apologies if it's a repost, but I just had to share this...... :eek: http://www.scenestealer.co.uk/carwash/

when i bought my Bug it had an Iron Cross disc holder and aerial ball. ive noticed you can also get lock pulls, mirrors etc.. in the same style. i quite like the few bits i have on the bug but dont want anyone to think im some kind of supremacist. do you think people generally see these as...

eek: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4313978.stm this has gotta be a repost

I recieved a text from my Cortina's previous owner the other day. Oxo are going to make a new cube. It'll be wrapped in white foil with a red cross on it. They're gonna call it 'Laughing Stock'. :incheek: