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    Unbelievable but true, and probably worse in the USA or even Australia??!! Thought you might find this interesting and will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside! Can you imagine working for a company that only has a little more than 635 employees, but has the following Employee Statistics...
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    Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford :*****allegedly****** Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the...
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    HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT ? This is hysterical. You have to try this. It is absolutely true. I guess there are some things that the brain cannot handle.. HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT ? You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this! It is from an orthopaedic...
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    Prison v work Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit clearer. > IN PRISON.. you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. > AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. > > IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. > AT WORK...you...
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    We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where: :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) :-( Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?' Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) a...
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    Black and White (Under age 40? You won't understand.) You could hardly see for all the snow, Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go. Pull a chair up to the TV set, 'Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet.' My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board...
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