bored waiting for the mrs to get ready!!! (baby scan :))
so to pass the time here we go. simple really one post one word, add any word you like and the random story grows and grows.
copy n paste as we go....... :)
who checks their dogs arse after its been for a shit ?
OR ARE YOU HAPPY TO LEAVE IT AND COME BACK INTO THE HOUSE AND SIT DOWN....
My mate(user name) SHINY TWINK never does and called me a f*&^kin freak for wiping my dogs bum so, whos the freak me or him ?
PLEASE REPLY SAYING IF I,M THE FREAK...
You know what ..some heads round these parts you know the dudes ..shit hit the fan tonight ..and i found out that i m the bloke you hide behind :confused:..out for a pint with my wife and some other couples and then when it all kicks off and people want to be my mate :confused:,,,fuckin strange...
I was on holiday in malia with my ex we went out in the afternoon and she started drinking heavily. It was not uncommom for her, she always became argumentative and a general pain in the ass. On this occasion she started calling me all the names under the sun and then in her drunken stooper and...
If you look at your self in the mirror yeah? your left is on the left in the mirror...ok?
but if you were stood facing yourself, your left would be your right.... why is this???
It's been buggingme allday and i cant think of an explanation:(
NOT MINE BUT A WHAT A POS!
Some idiot actually thought this must have looked good...
Had an idea let VZi'ers bring a new word into the English language in 2009.
The word ---- Sevunde ----
The Meaning ----- Excellent -----
So wherever you would say 'Excellent' now say 'Sevunde' and when people ask what you are on about just look at them as though they are...