Right, well one day mummy balloon and daddy balloon were in bed, there's a right evil thunderstorm going on and baby balloon is scared.
So, baby balloon does what any little balloon will do and goes to try and get in bed with mummy and daddy balloon.
However, there's a problem - there's not enough room in the bed.
So - baby balloon comes up with an idea. It decides to let a liiiiittle bit of air out of mummy balloon.
No luck - still not enough room in bed.
So baby balloon tries again... and lets a liiiiiiiiiittle bit of air out of daddy balloon.
Same as before - still not enough room in bed... but it's getting there...
So, as a final try baby balloon lets a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittle bit of air out of himself.
FANTASTIC! There's just enough room and baby balloon gets in bed with mummy balloon and daddy balloon. Snug as a bug in a rug. Baby balloon has a great night's sleep.
Next morning, baby balloon wakes up and sees that mummy and daddy balloon are nowhere to be seen. Baby balloon gets up and walks downstairs. Spotting its parents in the kitchen, baby balloon walks over to them but can't help noticing that daddy balloon is giving him serious evils.
"Daddy, what's wrong...?" asks baby balloon...
"Don't come that with me... you know exactly what you've done..." replies daddy balloon ...
"You've let me down, you've let your mum down, but most of all you've let yourself down..."
Rev John Flapps sees a lady church member drunk in the pub.
he tries to lift her up to take her home, but falls on top of her.
the landlord says "ere - you cant do that in here"
the Rev says "you dont understand - i'm pastor flapps"
landlord says "well - if you're THAT far in you may as well finish"
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