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Big bad biker joke (just for big bad Chez)

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A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big, hairy arsed biker steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.

The poor little guy starts crying.

"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the biker. "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs.

"I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.

"When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance.

"I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab.

"At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener.

"So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life.

"But then you show up and drink the damn poison."
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A scouser is sat in a noisy bar, and this guy minces up to him and whispers in his ear "Do you fancy a blow job?"
The scouser grabs him by the scruff of the neck and drags him outside and beats the living crap out of him and goes back to the bar.
The barman says to him "Jeez what was going on there"
To which the scouser replies" I dunno, but he mentioned something about a job".
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