CHAVS!!!!

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Discussion Starter · Oct 6, 2006

What is the matter with chavs! My boyfriend tonight went to a casino and on his way back decided to stop by a garage to get some food. He is now locked in the garage because a group of chavs have started a riot outside and are throwin things at the garage!

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DarrenW

· #2 · Oct 6, 2006

Chavs was always the one of the pair that was most likely to break. I've always felt that. What's Dave gonna do now?

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Discussion Starter · #3 · Oct 6, 2006

I'm not sure! he cant answer his phone cause he's in a garage and i'm not goin down there! they always seem to be under 18 and hang around stupid places!!!

Drunkenbum

· #4 · Oct 7, 2006

Council house and violents

Probo guna nick a nova and burn it out on the en of my street

chav

DarrenW

· #5 · Oct 7, 2006

spunkymunky said:
I'm not sure! he cant answer his phone cause he's in a garage and i'm not goin down there! they always seem to be under 18 and hang around stupid places!!!

PLEASE don't tell me your boyfriends name is Dave. My rubbish gag is RUINED!

:lol:

Drunkenbum

· #6 · Oct 7, 2006

Fuck man i thought you new him

Hello dave is dave in

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Discussion Starter · #7 · Oct 7, 2006

no his name isnt dave!! what was the gag?

DarrenW

· #8 · Oct 7, 2006

ARGH!!!1!

ARGH!!!!!!!

CHAVS AND DAVE!!!!

IT SOUNDS A BIT LIKE "CHAZ AND DAVE", IF YOU'RE ST00PID LIKE ME!

There is nothing to see here.

:lol:

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mike lowe

· #9 · Oct 7, 2006

twat em

i cant get my head round this chav issue thing,
if they piss u off bash em, :tick: if they call the cops deny it, its what they do!
as 'tallica sez;
"fight fire wiv fire"

tvr's really startin 2 work now!!!!
woohoo

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Discussion Starter · #10 · Oct 7, 2006

that was poor, but i did laugh so i'll let you off!!

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Discussion Starter · #11 · Oct 7, 2006

mike lowe said:
i cant get my head round this chav issue thing,
if they piss u off bash em, :tick: if they call the cops deny it, its what they do!
as 'tallica sez;
"fight fire wiv fire"

tvr's really startin 2 work now!!!!
woohoo

explain how a short skinny girl is goin to bash aload of chavs! cause i'd love to know!! If i could do that i would be a saint in my area!!

DarrenW

· #12 · Oct 7, 2006

spunkymunky said:
that was poor, but i did laugh so i'll let you off!!

I'm gutted. That was my best joke evAr! I've been waiting to use it ever since the term chav was invented*

*not really.

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Discussion Starter · #13 · Oct 7, 2006

DarrenW said:
I'm gutted. That was my best joke evAr! I've been waiting to use it ever since the term chav was invented*

*not really.

i did laugh so dont feel too bad!!!

mike lowe

· #14 · Oct 7, 2006

spunkymunky said:
explain how a short skinny girl is goin to bash aload of chavs! cause i'd love to know!! If i could do that i would be a saint in my area!!

eerrrrrrr,
wing tsun?
pay me no heed, im a victim of firewater

and stoopidness!

wot i meant was, chav act tough and fook about cos they wanna be hard but cant fight for burbry toffee, if you shout and b aggressive, they will call u the c word and run away, the used to come 2 my boxing gym to train

saves wear on the heavy bag

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Discussion Starter · #15 · Oct 7, 2006

mike lowe said:
eerrrrrrr,
wing tsun?
pay me no heed, im a victim of firewater

and stoopidness!

wot i meant was, chav act tough and fook about cos they wanna be hard but cant fight for burbry toffee, if you shout and b aggressive, they will call u the c word and run away, the used to come 2 my boxing gym to train
saves wear on the heavy bag

they would just laugh at me!! they are a joke and they must know it! they go around and look for trouble and when normal guys dont start they just kick off anyway!

DarrenW

· #16 · Oct 7, 2006

mike lowe said:
burbry toffee

Burberry Toffee Vs Werthers Originals.

Which would win in a fight?

Hoodie/Trakkie/Trainer wearing scally y00f or wanted-for-war-crimes sinister old man German d00d with his grandson?

The world needs to know. And it needs to know NOW.

Drunkenbum

· #17 · Oct 7, 2006

DarrenW said:
Burberry Toffee Vs Werthers Originals.

Which would win in a fight?

Hoodie/Trakkie/Trainer wearing scally y00f or wanted-for-war-crimes sinister old man German d00d with his grandson?

The world needs to know. And it needs to know NOW.

would the fight be in front of the telly with the slippers on

DarrenW

· #18 · Oct 7, 2006

DRUNKENBUM said:
would the fight be in front of the telly with the slippers on

Quite possibly. :lol:

Odin

· #19 · Oct 7, 2006

DarrenW said:
Burberry Toffee Vs Werthers Originals.

Which would win in a fight?

Hoodie/Trakkie/Trainer wearing scally y00f or wanted-for-war-crimes sinister old man German d00d with his grandson?

The world needs to know. And it needs to know NOW.

Blatantly the old guy - the scallies would go to 'cut' him, and he'd draw his concealed Luger and drop them.

mike lowe

· #20 · Oct 7, 2006

fight!

dougbt there'd b a fight fella's,
burberry toffee would shout at werthers and kid "im gonna knock u out cu**s"
then run off when someone who can scrap comes along!
maybe a gobstopper, or a humbug

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