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went to see it last night with my wee bro, colleen and spectabulous...

awesome, havent laughed so hard for a long time :lol:

if you are a fan of the jersey trilogy, you gotta go see this one, kevin smith back to his roots again IMHO.

worth a watch :)


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paul :D
 

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cuchullain said:
went to see it last night with my wee bro, colleen and spectabulous...

awesome, havent laughed so hard for a long time :lol:

if you are a fan of the jersey trilogy, you gotta go see this one, kevin smith back to his roots again IMHO.

worth a watch :)

cheers
paul :D
I may go and see this at the weekend then :]

I went to watch Dirty Sanchez last week, i'm still recovering!!

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clerks was on ITV2 or 4 or sumting last nite aint watched it in ages kool film :D glad the sequel is equally as good

"your love is like a tick'in clock.. bezurker....."

"you know you want to s"$k m$ c$ck...bezurker.."

:lol: classic
 

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More importantly, did any of you do the MySpace thang for Clerks 2 and get your name in the credits?
 

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M-A-D said:
More importantly, did any of you do the MySpace thang for Clerks 2 and get your name in the credits?
i didnt, but the silent bob lookalike that was sat in front of us last night, must have done as he waited in the cinema for about 10 minutes after the credits started rolling :)
he looked so much like silent bob it was uncanny...coat, beard, hat the heap, we were gonna ask him for his autograph for a laugh :lol:

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it had to one of the best night's out i've had in a long time! me and cuchullain were cackling away the whole way through it!

this was one of the funnies...

Randal Graves: Why haven't you fucked Myra yet?
Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: What the fuck's Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her pussy. Pillow Pants is her pussy troll?
[scoffs]
Elias: Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
Randal Graves: Sure.
Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
Randal Graves: And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have if it weren't for Listerfiend.
Randal Graves: Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?
Elias: [shakes head] Women.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Colleen! :crazy:
 

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I watched Clerks on tv last night... top film!

Can't wait to see clerks 2.

Clerks, mallrats, chasing amy, dogma, jay and silent bob strike back... they're all awesome! :hangloose

Snoochy-boochies!
 
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