remind me of a fly tipping joke I once did.
Cow Tipping anyone?
Just had a nice chat with a friend i havent seen for years 
He reminded me of our cow tipping days
AHHH child hood memories :coffeecup
He reminded me of our cow tipping days
AHHH child hood memories :coffeecup
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Brilliant, where exctly did you do this cow tipping?DRUNKENBUM said:Just had a nice chat with a friend i havent seen for years
He reminded me of our cow tipping days
AHHH child hood memories :coffeecup
Cos the cows in this country sleep lying down.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-1858246,00.html
They wernt asleepBeena said:
It was very moooving
Did you tip them over before or after you shagged them? Because with your sense of humour, anything's possible :lol:
:lol:Don't say that, his workmate will get jealous and not bring him any sandwiches and crisps today....invalidusername said:Did you tip them over before or after you shagged them? Because with your sense of humour, anything's possible
Shit man this has got the tears streaming
My mate ran at this cow and slipped in to mud and slid straight underneath it
Man that was years ago
We did shag it afterwards though :incheek:
My mate ran at this cow and slipped in to mud and slid straight underneath it
Man that was years ago
We did shag it afterwards though :incheek:
So your cow tipping was actually you and your (no doubt equally moronic) mates running around like dicks in a field which also contained some cattle.DRUNKENBUM said:Shit man this has got the tears streaming
My mate ran at this cow and slipped in to mud and slid straight underneath it
Man that was years ago
We did shag it afterwards though :incheek:
Genius, Oh if only i could turn back time and have another go at childhood...the fun i could have...
:lol: :lol: Probably beefBeena said:
Yeah, I hear the cow didn't feel a thing :incheek: :incheek:DRUNKENBUM said:Shit man this has got the tears streaming
My mate ran at this cow and slipped in to mud and slid straight underneath it
Man that was years ago
We did shag it afterwards though :incheek:
Fuck man i was 17Beena said:
Not many girls in your part of town then?DRUNKENBUM said:Fuck man i was 17
We did it to impress some girlsBeena said:
And yes they were moronik to
:incheek:
Infact that moronnik i'm married to one of them
Well I'm glad the story ended happily.DRUNKENBUM said:We did it to impress some girls
And yes they were moronik to
:incheek:
Infact that moronnik i'm married to one of them
Did you actually manage to make any cows fall down? From your memory?
No way,Cows r killers manBeena said:Well I'm glad the story ended happily.
Did you actually manage to make any cows fall down? From your memory?
they chaced us out of the field Could you re-title the thread please?
Something along the lines of "Being brave and going in a field with cows in it to get girls to shag us" should cover it.
Something along the lines of "Being brave and going in a field with cows in it to get girls to shag us" should cover it.
Do you want to hear about the sheep sheering ?
No, thank you.DRUNKENBUM said:Do you want to hear about the sheep sheering ?
The thought of you running around a field chasing poor old dolly with your dad's remington in your hand fills me with dread. :incheek:
It's not the shears that worry me - it's the thought of that poor sheep sitting on his lap! OOOOooohh
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