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http://www.rev.net/~aloe/tv/entertainment.html

it's thousands of complaints about what he has seen on tele:

Sesame Street

* On 25 August 2004, Big Bird looked for a shape with four sides, all the same length. He found a square, not the far more likely rhombus.
The Beatles Revolution

* This 17 November 2000 special promised to provide "insight" into the aesthetic and social significance of the Fab Four. Instead, it was a haphazard collection of shallow impressions with no sign of organization.
Siskel & Ebert & the Movies

* On 22 November 1998, reviewing the movie Waking Ned Devine, Roger Ebert described a scene involving Irish "federal officials". Ireland is a unitary state, not a federation. The term "federal" does not apply.
and so on ...

Well, I guess it keeps him off the streets :)
 

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Idiot said:
On 9 October 2001, several people mispronounced "Tamil" (a Dravidian language of India) with the stress on the second syllable, instead of correctly on the first.
Jesus Christ
 

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Stupid American said:
"We know that Mrs. Elliot was killed by this pen," said Catherine Willows on 26 November 2003. Did that conclusion lead to prosecution of the pen? No, because it turned out that the victim was killed with the pen by a neighbor.
It's neighbour, not neighbor.

For crying out loud, it's no wonder we're all going to hell in a handcart!! :lol:
 

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I thoroughly recommend you peeps read "The Timewaster's Letters" by Robin Cooper.

Letter to a garden ornament supplier:
"I currently have scarecrows in my garden of Roman emperors made entirely of beef and I was wondering if your company would be interested in selling these items?"
 
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