Dyslexia joke thread

2401 Views 34 Replies 31 Participants Last post by 66 Bug, Oct 10, 2006

Pyro

Discussion Starter · Oct 9, 2006

This morning a mate called and started talking about his dyslexia, about halfway through the conversation he throws in that he misdialled 3 times before getting through to me, then wondered why I creased up.

So in honour of Brian (or Brain as he signs himself-true!) lets have your dyslexic jokes.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp............??

He purchased a Wharehouse

1 - 20 of 35 Posts

danny allen

· #2 · Oct 9, 2006

im sorry i cant read that

No Name No Number

· #3 · Oct 9, 2006

Two dyslexic's are out for a coffee, one says: "Can you smell gas?" the other replies "Smell gas, I can't even smell my own name."

Frauline Anna

· #4 · Oct 9, 2006

Did you hear about the Dyslexic who sold his soul to Santa?

Nige G

· #5 · Oct 9, 2006

Dyslexia is an anagram of daily sex

No Name No Number

· #6 · Oct 9, 2006

Then there was the dyslexic that wanted to join the DNA.

the National Dyslexic Association.

See less See more

fishy

· #7 · Oct 9, 2006

I went to a dyslexic rave the other day a did an F

bloo-and-aps

· #8 · Oct 9, 2006

the dyslexic,agnostic,insomiac,lay awake all night wondering if there was a dog

ficknoster

· #9 · Oct 9, 2006

I put the sexy in dyslexia.

Ugly Bloke

· #10 · Oct 9, 2006

bloo-and-aps said:
the dyslexic,agnostic,insomiac,lay awake all night wondering if there was a dog

:lol:

pedro

· #11 · Oct 9, 2006

fishy said:
I went to a dyslexic rave the other day a did an F

:lol:

invalidusername

· #12 · Oct 9, 2006

I hope nobody's offended by these jokes. If they are, I'll withdraw this one

Did you hear about the dyslexic chef who was found dead in the oven? The recipe said to cook the roast.

monkey76

· #13 · Oct 9, 2006

See less See more

Drunkenbum

· #14 · Oct 9, 2006

monkey76 said:

Bet she cunt smell ether

shoei5

· #15 · Oct 9, 2006

A dislexic guy walks into a bra.......

BuggyJim

· #16 · Oct 9, 2006

Did your hear about the dyslexic guy that went to a toga party dressed as a goat

totalybuggered

· #17 · Oct 9, 2006

dyslexics rule ko

beetleboy1983

· #18 · Oct 9, 2006

its not my fault im dislocsic

Icky

· #19 · Oct 9, 2006

invalidusername said:
I hope nobody's offended by these jokes. If they are, I'll withdraw this one

Did you hear about the dyslexic chef who was found dead in the oven? The recipe said to cook the roast.

BTJustice

· #20 · Oct 9, 2006

Just like the song

"Old macdonald was dyslexic,
E-I-A-O-E"

1 - 20 of 35 Posts

This is an older thread, you may not receive a response, and could be reviving an old thread. Please consider creating a new thread.