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This morning a mate called and started talking about his dyslexia, about halfway through the conversation he throws in that he misdialled 3 times before getting through to me, then wondered why I creased up. :D

So in honour of Brian (or Brain as he signs himself-true!) lets have your dyslexic jokes.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp............??


He purchased a Wharehouse
 

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Two dyslexic's are out for a coffee, one says: "Can you smell gas?" the other replies "Smell gas, I can't even smell my own name."
 

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Then there was the dyslexic that wanted to join the DNA.






















































the National Dyslexic Association.
 

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the dyslexic,agnostic,insomiac,lay awake all night wondering if there was a dog :)
 

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I hope nobody's offended by these jokes. If they are, I'll withdraw this one

Did you hear about the dyslexic chef who was found dead in the oven? The recipe said to cook the roast.
 

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I hope nobody's offended by these jokes. If they are, I'll withdraw this one

Did you hear about the dyslexic chef who was found dead in the oven? The recipe said to cook the roast.
:D :D :D :D
 
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