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Stange things she's said lately,,,

Flo...' mummy can you listion to my heart working for me?'

I put my head to her chest..' yes' i said 'i can hear it beating!'

'can i hear yours ?' she says she put her head on my chest ... the look on her face pure shock!..... ' MUMMY SOME ONES KNOCKING TO GET OUT!' :eek: ........

lmfao :D
 

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kid are just great with things they come out with, i was telling my eldest off the other week i told him to wipe the smile of his face so he got his hand and wipped his mouth i cracked up laughing couldn't carry on telling him off. Then just the other day he started to prod my boobs i told him to stop it and he turned to me saying mummy why you got such big boobies. :)
 

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Ive got an 8 year old kid sister, and at her birthday party one of her 8 year old female friends proclaimed-

'Id like to be a virgin but i like my meat too much!!'

were assuming she meant vegetarian.............
 

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gizago said:
Ive got an 8 year old kid sister, and at her birthday party one of her 8 year old female friends proclaimed-

'Id like to be a virgin but i like my meat too much!!'

were assuming she meant vegetarian.............
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gizago said:
Ive got an 8 year old kid sister, and at her birthday party one of her 8 year old female friends proclaimed-

'Id like to be a virgin but i like my meat too much!!'
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I know how she feels :lol:
 
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