kin scum 
hope you get it sorted dude
hope you get it sorted dude
found someone trying to rob our car last night
the wifes 1.5diesel shed........bent the door out at the top FFS......i mean its a mid 90's vauxhall its the easyest car to rob on the planet.....
1.20 am hear some noise outside,look out the window,see some chavvy little scrotes bending the door back,put on trainers and pick up baseball bat from behind door......car thieves are confronted with 20 stone of baseball swinging skinhead they fuck off rapid(i missed one by inches) i spend the next hour driving round the estate looking to do some murders.....
worse thing is is that we need the car to take my son to his regular appointment at birmingham childrens hospital if i cant get it sorted it will well fuck things up
1.20 am hear some noise outside,look out the window,see some chavvy little scrotes bending the door back,put on trainers and pick up baseball bat from behind door......car thieves are confronted with 20 stone of baseball swinging skinhead
they fuck off rapid(i missed one by inches) i spend the next hour driving round the estate looking to do some murders..... worse thing is is that we need the car to take my son to his regular appointment at birmingham childrens hospital
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wind the window down then bend it back-be no problemo for a 20 stone skinhead! gutted ya missed the little bastards with the bat!!!
If you do catch up with the little scrotes you have to be a bit careful either wounding them....., or being wounded by them. I caught some little thieves about 3 years ago breaking into my old bus in the early hours. I caught one of them and as he was swinging punches and had a weapon (screwdriver & I was empty-handed) I had to use a reasonable amount of force, ending with him being rendered unconcious for about 15 minutes. I called the police who took him away. They took a statement from me a few days later and I had a visit from a community officer/victim of crime support and they explained the scrote could have a go at taking me to court for assault. In the end, no charges occured, the kid got fined £200 and the best double left hook I evAr threw was not seen by anyone. Not even the thief.
In the end, no charges occured, the kid got fined £200 and the best double left hook I evAr threw was not seen by anyone. Not even the thief.Sorry to hear of your trouble
I get really fed up and angry with this kinda thing when will peeps sort themselves out and just be nice or even just leave alone what doesn't belong to them
Hope you get it sorted soon :hug:
I get really fed up and angry with this kinda thing when will peeps sort themselves out and just be nice or even just leave alone what doesn't belong to them
Hope you get it sorted soon :hug:
peachie said:
no weve got it sorted....with a little bending
About 10 years back a mate of my dads heard a noise in the house at night and came out of the bedroom to find someone standing on the upstairs landing holding his video recorder.
He smacked the bloke with a baseball bat knocking him out and called the police. When they arrived he told the copper what he'd done and the copper said "no you suprised him and he slipped and fell downstairs" and promptly pushed him down the flight of stairs to the bottom.
Nowadays you're more likely to end up with being locked up for touching the thief.
He smacked the bloke with a baseball bat knocking him out and called the police. When they arrived he told the copper what he'd done and the copper said "no you suprised him and he slipped and fell downstairs" and promptly pushed him down the flight of stairs to the bottom.
Nowadays you're more likely to end up with being locked up for touching the thief.
Absolutely superb. Should still be allowed to get away with that. :hanglooseZebedee said:"no you suprised him and he slipped and fell downstairs" and promptly pushed him down the flight of stairs to the bottom.
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Sorry to hear about your motor though. Glad its sorted.
Quite a similar situation to when the chav bastards ripped the mirror off an old J-reg Cavalier I used to have. Cue an 18 stone angry bald bloke with a big beard.BUDGET BUS said:......car thieves are confronted with 20 stone of baseball swinging skinhead
I drove around looking for them, found them and yelled (in an angry Geordie accent): "HOW! Ye just ripped the mirror off me car?!!"
The chavs nearly shit themselves and said, "B-b-b-b-but it wasn't us."
My reply way:
"I've just f*cking seen ya! If any of you c*nts ever touch my car again, I'll break ya f*cking legs!"
It never got touched again
the strange thing about all this is i have never felt the need to damage someones car or any of there property and neither have any of my close mates where does this behaviour come from??? and if i saw anyone nicking my bug or my sv i would be straight out there with my basball bat
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