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the wifes 1.5diesel shed........bent the door out at the top FFS......i mean its a mid 90's vauxhall its the easyest car to rob on the planet.....

1.20 am hear some noise outside,look out the window,see some chavvy little scrotes bending the door back,put on trainers and pick up baseball bat from behind door......car thieves are confronted with 20 stone of baseball swinging skinhead :rolleyes: :rolleyes: they fuck off rapid(i missed one by inches) i spend the next hour driving round the estate looking to do some murders..... :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
worse thing is is that we need the car to take my son to his regular appointment at birmingham childrens hospital :( :( if i cant get it sorted it will well fuck things up :(
 

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kin scum :mad: hope you get it sorted dude
 

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just put your knee on the on the interior panel dude and pull the top back you should be able to get it as near as damn it
 

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If you do catch up with the little scrotes you have to be a bit careful either wounding them....., or being wounded by them. I caught some little thieves about 3 years ago breaking into my old bus in the early hours. I caught one of them and as he was swinging punches and had a weapon (screwdriver & I was empty-handed) I had to use a reasonable amount of force, ending with him being rendered unconcious for about 15 minutes. I called the police who took him away. They took a statement from me a few days later and I had a visit from a community officer/victim of crime support and they explained the scrote could have a go at taking me to court for assault. :eek: In the end, no charges occured, the kid got fined £200 and the best double left hook I evAr threw was not seen by anyone. Not even the thief.
 

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Sorry to hear of your trouble :(
I get really fed up and angry with this kinda thing when will peeps sort themselves out and just be nice or even just leave alone what doesn't belong to them
Hope you get it sorted soon :hug:
 

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hey dude if your stuck for a lift to the hospitol i can help. i live in b,ham , as long as u dont want pickin up from liverpool or somethin..
 

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My sister was robbed few years back... Now I dont know if this is still right or If ya would get away with it but this is wot a policeman said to her.

"catch em drag em to the top of your stairs and beat the shit out of them. then call the police and claim self defence?"

Never tried it but sounds reasonable to me.
 

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peachie said:
hey dude if your stuck for a lift to the hospitol i can help. i live in b,ham , as long as u dont want pickin up from liverpool or somethin..
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no weve got it sorted....with a little bending :D
 

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About 10 years back a mate of my dads heard a noise in the house at night and came out of the bedroom to find someone standing on the upstairs landing holding his video recorder.

He smacked the bloke with a baseball bat knocking him out and called the police. When they arrived he told the copper what he'd done and the copper said "no you suprised him and he slipped and fell downstairs" and promptly pushed him down the flight of stairs to the bottom. :D

Nowadays you're more likely to end up with being locked up for touching the thief.:(
 

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"no you suprised him and he slipped and fell downstairs" and promptly pushed him down the flight of stairs to the bottom. :D
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Absolutely superb. Should still be allowed to get away with that. :hangloose

Sorry to hear about your motor though. Glad its sorted. :D
 

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BUDGET BUS said:
......car thieves are confronted with 20 stone of baseball swinging skinhead :rolleyes: :rolleyes: they fuck off rapid(i missed one by inches) i spend the next hour driving round the estate looking to do some murders..... :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Quite a similar situation to when the chav bastards ripped the mirror off an old J-reg Cavalier I used to have. Cue an 18 stone angry bald bloke with a big beard.

I drove around looking for them, found them and yelled (in an angry Geordie accent): "HOW! Ye just ripped the mirror off me car?!!"
The chavs nearly shit themselves and said, "B-b-b-b-but it wasn't us."
My reply way:
"I've just f*cking seen ya! If any of you c*nts ever touch my car again, I'll break ya f*cking legs!"

It never got touched again ;)
 

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the strange thing about all this is i have never felt the need to damage someones car or any of there property and neither have any of my close mates where does this behaviour come from??? and if i saw anyone nicking my bug or my sv i would be straight out there with my basball bat :)
 
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