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....or is it just me??? :crazy:

casulty does too :lol:

....and ER

ohhhh maybe i should work in a hospital :lol:
 

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erm.......I like nurses, is that the same thing?

When you go to the doctor's do you come out with a headache and a sore "intimate area" and smelling of chloroform? If so that may be the root of your problem :D

McScooby's usual disclaimer: If for any reason this offends it is meant as a JOKE!
 

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I know what you mean Mandy, must be a medical name for it?

Hospitchal?

Nursetwitchorrhea?

Hornycliniciancomplexsyndrome?
 

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No but the ginger bird with the gap in her front teeth thats shagging the young doc and his father makes me feel "warm"
 

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56 ragtop said:
No but the ginger bird with the gap in her front teeth thats shagging the young doc and his father makes me feel "warm"
she gives me a bad case of nursegussetrash every time!
 

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cant say the programme does it for me

but attractive young nurses make me have little sex wee's
 

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quick....we need some stereoypically sexist nurse fantasy pictures on here........
 

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trenchfoot said:
Its the uniforms on those fine nurses :D well Chrissy anyway tina hobley yum yum!!

good call! :)
 

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I can confirm that you are all sadly misled and slightly delusional :D :D
After nearly 15 years working in hospitals I can confirm:
1. hospitals are not sexy
2. Hospitals are not full of "moist" nurses all gagging for it.
3. The above picture is like NO nurse I have EVER worked with (pity though)
4. A stereotypical picture of a nurse in a skimpy uniform could be arranged as I worked (and still register) as a nurse.....but...
5. I'm a hairy bloke.. :D
6. Most nurses talk about "counting points" in my experience...apparently mushrooms are "point free" whatever this means??? ;)

ps. (no pm's for pics of the hairy bloke in a nurses dress please :incheek: :D )

here you go...the smartest looking nurse on my shift :incheek:


Jas
 

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jjojjas said:
I can confirm that you are all sadly misled and slightly delusional :D :D
After nearly 15 years working in hospitals I can confirm:
1. hospitals are not sexy
2. Hospitals are not full of "moist" nurses all gagging for it.
3. The above picture is like NO nurse I have EVER worked with (pity though)
4. A stereotypical picture of a nurse in a skimpy uniform could be arranged as I worked (and still register) as a nurse.....but...
5. I'm a hairy bloke.. :D
6. Most nurses talk about "counting points" in my experience...apparently mushrooms are "point free" whatever this means??? ;)

ps. (no pm's for pics of the hairy bloke in a nurses dress please :incheek: :D )

Jas
No, not listening,not listening....all nurses wear stockings and are permanently gagging for 'it', IT'S THE LAW!
 

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oh, theres some of them gagging for it all right........but your wouldn't want to give them it :D
 

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kvwloon said:
I know what you mean Mandy, must be a medical name for it?

Hospitchal?

Nursetwitchorrhea?

Hornycliniciancomplexsyndrome?
hahaha :lol: good one
 

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56 ragtop said:
No but the ginger bird with the gap in her front teeth thats shagging the young doc and his father makes me feel "warm"
hahahaha :lol:

ewwww nasty she is :lol:

lmao at 'warm' :lol:
 

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jjojjas said:
I can confirm that you are all sadly misled and slightly delusional :D :D
After nearly 15 years working in hospitals I can confirm:
1. hospitals are not sexy
2. Hospitals are not full of "moist" nurses all gagging for it.
3. The above picture is like NO nurse I have EVER worked with (pity though)
4. A stereotypical picture of a nurse in a skimpy uniform could be arranged as I worked (and still register) as a nurse.....but...
5. I'm a hairy bloke.. :D
6. Most nurses talk about "counting points" in my experience...apparently mushrooms are "point free" whatever this means??? ;)

ps. (no pm's for pics of the hairy bloke in a nurses dress please :incheek: :D )

here you go...the smartest looking nurse on my shift :incheek:


Jas
lmfao :lol:

....and loving the 'Chrissy' photo :eek:
 
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