Food

 

+ Biscuits.

 

If it's for your brother/father a latex mould of your fanny will go down a treat.

 

Food is good.

Food and Blowjobs.

actually, don't worry so much about the food.

 

Food is good.

Food and Blowjobs.

actually, don't worry so much about the food.

Thanks - specifically what kind of food? Chocolate fudge in a box with puppies on the front? A plate of frozen spag bol to heat up later? Flavoured vodka?

Had already thought of blow jobs but my brother and nephews might think that a little odd

 

prob a little late now, but beer is always a good bet

 

Chilli oil? Real men can handle the heat.

 

ohhhhh good idea - like it!

 

i shall be making one of these this year:

it is a thought screen helmet to stop alien abductions

http://www.stopabductions.com/

 

Can this be made from tinfoil as well? I have got lots of that!!:lol:

 

Turn up on boxing day with a fuck off breakfast plated up and ready to go.

Sausage
Bacon
Egg
Black Pudding (mandatory, even if they say no, MAKE them fucking eat it, it's the law)
Mushrooms
Tomato
Beans
Toast
Fried Eggs (poached is for gheys)
LARGE mugs of tea.

 

Beer.
Cake.
Beer cake...

 

I do make a wicked Guinness Chocolate Cake....

Kind of hard to wrap and put under a tree though....

 

Orange cake goes down well and it keeps for a week. No flour so good for those sensitive tummies, and most men are a little sensitive really.

 

BISCUITRIDE

'SCUITLOOK



Whoooooooooah.

I need sleep

 

BISCUITRIDE

'SCUITLOOK

Whoooooooooah.

I need sleep

I'm struggling to think of more cracker/cheese/modified car puns

I think i need to sleep on it

 

Your baked product humour is literally underwhelming.

 

 

Most enter taining, just got in from the pub and i think I woke she who must be obeyed with the odd guffaw while reading this lot. Particularly liked the dry banging and the racial incestuous inference. But I do know them kiwi lot are an unusual (read slightly barking) breed. As for the original tone of thread, just do / make what you do best, as that`s what everybody knows you and loves (or hates) you for. Very few blokes are reached from anywhere else than their willys, tummys, or cars. VW iced fairy cakes, VW embroidered socks / boxers / jumpers / T`s. But defo don`t give your bruv a dyson, he`ll want one once a week.

Ozziedog,,,,,,:incheek::lol:

 

Particularly liked the *dry banging reference

Why fangyoo.

*warning If you do ever try it, be prepared to hang on tight.

 

Make a life-size cake and biscuit version of yourself (a-la skoda advert) and give each person the part of you that most represents your relationship with them.

 

for those not giving me a xmas list are getting this:

next year they might get somethign they want!

 

My girlfriend made fleece neck warmers using camo material. A foot long tube, fleece on the inside, camo on the outside. Great in this weather.

And on a lighter note, Smull said he won't be needing the chilli lube for a while!

 

Another good idea - thanks!! Got to go get some fleece/material tomorrow at the market anyway!

Poor Smull - I hope he has someone in a skimpy nurses outfit on standby!!

 

Men like 'stuff'

Id go shoplifting.