It's finally happened...

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Rob Whitaker

Discussion Starter · Oct 7, 2006

not quite how i imagined but the story goes something like this....

called in at a local "big wheel shop" as i wanted a pair of 4mm spacers for the front of my T25 as i am havin clearance issues as i have fitted RS8's(wotever ya call em) 18x8's on,so i pull up in the van in front of the shop and wanders in straight up to the counter and asked if they had any,"no but i can get you some for wednesday" came the answer from the over enthusiastic young man from behind the counter,"does'nt matter"i replied,"well what are they for" he asked so i nodded to the van out the front,he looked and went into a big wheel orgasm "they look awsome" "my mate wants 18's on his saxo" blah blah blah......

so after 10 minutes of high performance,big wheeled chavness he turns and asked if i am doin any performance upgrades to the van to which i replied "not sure yet" towhich he replied "youv'e got to,why dont you put a porsche engine in they go straight in".........

I climbed into my van and drove of without another word.....

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Fozzy Bear

· #2 · Oct 7, 2006

So a porsche engine DOSENT fit straight in :tick:

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M-A-D

· #3 · Oct 7, 2006

Rob Whitaker said:
I climbed into my van and drove of without another word.....

:lol:

You know, I think Brizey has a lot to answer for as he hasn't exactly dispelled the myth with that square of his, has he?

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Ugly Bloke

· #4 · Oct 7, 2006

Opportunity missed there, you should have educated him and saved him from a lifetime of chavdom

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DarrenW

· #5 · Oct 7, 2006

Fantastic :lol:

You want to try going near ANY car parts emporium in a Corsa, like I have to do... "Special offer on corsa bodykits this week mate wikkid geez or big zorst for it straight on mate K&N mate well faster innit like whaddaya mean you're keeping the steelies?!"

Hmm. :lol:

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J's VW

· #6 · Oct 7, 2006

:elvis:

Always makes me smile . . . :crazy:

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mad baja

· #7 · Oct 7, 2006

lmao its funny had a simular thing happen to me. i was workin on my baja a few months ago and my next door neigh is a chav he had all his mates around. and thy were like look at the rust bucket (it is though but petrfect workin order. next thing i see in one of them turn up in a crazy bodied fiesta revin the fcuk out of it and so on. so as i do i started mine take in mine its a 1600 with dual canons on, and they nearly cried. they were all over and was like tht sounds fat or is it phat lol.
dave

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Ben '71 1200

· #8 · Oct 7, 2006

but they do... open the sliding door and get a strong mate to give you a hand... loadsaroom, innit :incheek:

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Bugsy_Malone 666

· #9 · Oct 7, 2006

but a porsche engine does go straight in :tick:

its when people say it about beetles you know full well it doesnt

but its commom knowledge that a porsche engine goes in an rear engined dub :tick:

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