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An Englishman, Welshman and West Indian are in hospital, waiting for their wives to give birth. There is quite a bit of pacing up and down when the nurse comes out and happily announces that they are all fathers of bouncing baby boys.

"There's just one problem" she says. "Because they were all born at the same time we got the tags mixed up and we donít know which baby belongs to whom. Would you, as their fathers, mind coming to identify them?" The men agree and walk into the delivery room and look at the babies.

Immediately the Englishman stoops down and picks up the black baby. "Yes, this is definietly my baby" he says confidently.
"Um, excuse me" says the West Indian "but I think it's fairly obvious that this is my son"
The Englishman pulls him aside and says "I see where you're coming from mate but one of these babies is Welsh and I'm not prepared to take the risk"
 

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Unfortunately, you've made the classic school boy error of mixing nationality with race. I assumed the English man and Welsh man were black, so was waiting for a clever punch-line :incheek: :incheek:
 

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funky munky said:
Good. That means the baby has a 66% chance of a decent upbringing, innit, mon...
Ooooh! A Decent Upbringing....I wish my folks could've got me one of those, I think they'd sold out along with Quality Time and Respect. There was only 'dragged up' left on the shelves.

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