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A man is waiting in line for a hit movie. Behind him are two women. The usher comes along and says that he has two seats together. Seeing the problem, the usher says to the man. "Let them go first. You wouldn't want to separate a woman from her mother, would you?"

The man says, "No, sir. I did that once, and I've been sorry ever since!!!!"
 

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ahhhhhhhhhhh, veedubya just explained by pm


it wasn't that i didn't get it......it just wasn't funny! :crazy: :D


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Get ya coat pyro!
 

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How am I expected to work with an audience of dunderheads!


(Leans forward and places head in hands in a theartrical manner)
 

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ok for all you who didnt get that last joke (you tried mate thats all i can say)

Bus load of nuns die and go to heaven. St peter asks the first nun have you ever come into contact with a penis? she says i touched one with my finger. St peter says dip your finger in holy water.
he asks the next nun "i fondled one once" put your hand in holy water he says. suddenly theres a commosion and a nun pushes to the front. st peter asks whats up? the nun says if im going to gargle that holy water i want to do it before sister Ann sticks her arse in it. :moon:
 
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