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An octopus walks into a bar and says

"I'll bet anyone here a drinkthat I can play any musical instrument you like".

An Englishman gives it a guitar which it plays better than JimiHendrix.

An Irishman gives it a piano which it plays better than Mozart.

A Scotsman throws it a set of bagpipes. The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsmansays

"What's wrong with ye, can ye no play it?"

To which the octopus replies

"Play it? I'm going to f**k her brainsout once I get her pyjamas off!
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