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A bloke comes home from the pub pissed out his head.His wife lets him in and says
"look at the state of you"!!

To which the man replies "i was walking home and some pisshead throw up all over me"! dont worry he gave me 20 quid to get my clothes cleaned" handing her the cash.

"theres 40 quid there" replies the wife

"I know"!! "dirty bastard shit me pants aswell"!!
 

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Whats the definition of bravery

Coming home late from the pub when the misses is expecting you back for dinner. shes waiting by the door with a broom

and you ask

are you popping out on your broomstick or are you just cleaning
 
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