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Dentist Visit
A man walks into the dentist's office and after the dentist examines him, he says, "that tooth has to come out. I'm going to give you a shot of Novocain and I'll be back in a few minutes."
The man grabs the doc's arm, "no way. I hate needles I'm not having any shot!"
So the dentist says, "okay, we'll have to go with the gas."
The man replies, "absolutely not. It makes me very sick for a couple of days. I'm not having gas."
So the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water, "here," he says. "Take this pill."
The man asks "What is it?" The doc replies, "Viagra." The man looks surprised, "will that kill the pain?" he asks.
"No," replies the dentist, "but it will give you something to hang on to while I pull your tooth."
 

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We've all heard about men having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below.

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom,
and having the guts to ask:

"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say:

"You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

Either way, the FUNERAL is Saturday
 

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BeeBug said:
Dentist Visit
A man walks into the dentist's office and after the dentist examines him, he says, "that tooth has to come out. I'm going to give you a shot of Novocain and I'll be back in a few minutes."
The man grabs the doc's arm, "no way. I hate needles I'm not having any shot!"
So the dentist says, "okay, we'll have to go with the gas."
The man replies, "absolutely not. It makes me very sick for a couple of days. I'm not having gas."
So the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water, "here," he says. "Take this pill."
The man asks "What is it?" The doc replies, "Viagra." The man looks surprised, "will that kill the pain?" he asks.
"No," replies the dentist, "but it will give you something to hang on to while I pull your tooth."
LMAO
 

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BeeBug said:
We've all heard about men having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below.

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom,
and having the guts to ask:

"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say:

"You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

Either way, the FUNERAL is Saturday
funny :D
 

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Son to dad " dad i've just had sex for the 1st time", "congratulations" says the dad, getting 2 beers out of the fridge.

"Any questions then son?"

"Yea, how long will my arse hurt?"

:D
 

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Ballbag said:
Son to dad " dad i've just had sex for the 1st time", "congratulations" says the dad, getting 2 beers out of the fridge.

"Any questions then son?"

"Yea, how long will my arse hurt?"

:D
:lol:
 
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