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Our Managing Director is not computer literate but seems to spend loads of time in his glass office tapping away merrily. His PC broke down this morning and we had to call in our techy guys.......

Just shortly after he reported the problem he left the office and came back within 10 mins and locked himself in the boardroom with the "meeting in progress" sign showing.

We got the problem with his PC sorted a couple of hours later and somebody knocked the door and told him.

He came out , the boardroom table had a pack of playing cards he had just gone out and bought set out in solitaire pattern and he says , in a very serious voice " thank fuck for that , its a pain in the ass when you have to go back to manual "
 

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I heard a great one once about a boss and his computer.

My brother used to be a travelling computer engineer and one day got called to a company to sort out the bosses computer. When he got there, the boss explained that his computer had become riddled with porn and that (obviously) someone in the office had somehow got past the locked door (probably past a computer password as well), logged onto his computer and filled it with porn.......

Hmmmmm, yeah, sure they did.
 

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The best one (Im guessing .......NO HOPING its an Urban Legend) is the IT illiterate boss who had a electonic note pad that he kept messing up
This happened time after time till one of the IT guys went down Poundland and got him an Etch a Sketch instead with a pen to go with it..
He was impressed with it untill he called It ...........

Boss/I cant get the screen to Clear.
IT/ Sounds like it needs Rebooting
Boss/ How do i do that
IT/Turn it upside down and shake it Sir
 

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I had much the same problem when my computer broke down after playing Tomb Raider.

I just felt the overwhelming desire to put on some short shorts, a boob tube, thigh holster, put my hair in a pigtail and jump around shooting all manner of baddies.
 

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Unhinged of Slough said:
The best one (Im guessing .......NO HOPING its an Urban Legend) is the IT illiterate boss who had a electonic note pad that he kept messing up
This happened time after time till one of the IT guys went down Poundland and got him an Etch a Sketch instead with a pen to go with it..
He was impressed with it untill he called It ...........

Boss/I cant get the screen to Clear.
IT/ Sounds like it needs Rebooting
Boss/ How do i do that
IT/Turn it upside down and shake it Sir
It's a Dilbert cartoon

 
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