find a bit of old net curtain and use it to make a "rough" and then buy him a codpeice from your local cricket stockest and paint it the same colour as his pants. then tell him to treat all the fair maidens like dirt and he should make an ideal tudor.
*disclaimer - I didn't do history at school so some of the above may be innacurate* :incheek:
*disclaimer - I didn't do history at school so some of the above may be innacurate* :incheek: