[fall-apart-dave]

Right, after a sustained effort with the humane mouse traps I thought I had managed to get rid of the fuckers. Now they are back, and there seems to be more of them!!!

No more fucking about, whats the best way of killing or shifting the buggers, and where can I get the stuff? I have a 2 year daughter so traps and poisons are out.

Bastard things!!!!

 

[Carbon]

Cat

 

[TomD]

Cat

A hungry one.

T

 

[Chinnypieman]

One of my friends shoots moles with a shotgun in his garden. Just sits on a chair and waits until he sees movement in a molehill. BLAAAAMMM.... Although granted he does live in the middle of nowhere and using a shotgun to shoot mice in the house may cause a little damage. But hey can't make an omlette without breaking a few eggs and it has cured the mole problem. I say shoot em!

 

[Carbon]

A hungry one.

T

Even better

 

[Kank]

Lion poo














Or is that only for Deer :stupid:

 

[fall-apart-dave]

Even better

Hungry pussy?

I hate cats, but I hate mcie more, so would have a cat until such time as the mice were gone. But then I'd need a dog to eat the cat, then a horse to eat the dog, and so the cycle continues... :lol:

 

[JustinOval]

Slingshot.

 

[Carbon]

Hungry pussy?

I hate cats, but I hate mcie more, so would have a cat until such time as the mice were gone. But then I'd need a dog to eat the cat, then a horse to eat the dog, and so the cycle continues... :lol:

Dude, I think I spotted a flaw in your plan there :lol:

You could use a lion to eat the dog then that way you would have lion poo to keep the deer away perhaps

 

[fall-apart-dave]

Even better

Dude, I think I spotted a flaw in your plan there :lol:

You could use a lion to eat the dog then that way you would have lion poo to keep the deer away perhaps

A hourse could eat a dog couldn't it? Then a lion to eat the horse?

What eats lions?

 

[Samage]

A hourse could eat a dog couldn't it? Then a lion to eat the horse?

What eats lions?

Chuck Norris.

(That's twice I've mentioned him in one day. Weeeeird.)

 

[vdubsmudge]

put then in the special bin thing inside the tiolets cubicle...job done!opps sorry not that kind of mouse then

 

[sharkbait]

Poor moles!
Ok so we had mice in the workshop (the place where my beloved keeps all his grains and potions for making fishing bait). We got those ultrasonic thingies that you plug in. No more mice. Personally I wouldn't use anything that actually kills them. The sight and smell of dead mice (and obligatory maggots) has got to be worse than live ones.

 

[Carbon]

A hourse could eat a dog couldn't it?

Only if the dog was made of oats, hay or pony nuts :lol:

 

[Barbbee]

Slingshot.

that is SO wrong!
but still lmao:lol:

 

[Chumpy]

yeah, poison is not a good plan (speaking from experience) as they go and die under cupboards etc and fookin stink

we found normal mousetraps with kit-kats on :lol: they never went for the cheese, but luuuurved kit-kats!! :lol:

 

[Kank]

Chuck Norris.

(That's twice I've mentioned him in one day. Weeeeird.)

Fucking Chuck Norris

 

[dogfood]

It depends on the mouse.

It's easy to pull the ones from the USB sockets but it might require a firmer tug to take out one with a PS/2 connector.

 

[Intentionally_Blank]

Slingshot.

Sorry mate thats just cruel

 

[JustinOval]

Sorry mate thats just cruel

It's ok, I think it was a grey squirrel.