MICE! Best way to get rid???

Cat

Carbon said:

Cat

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A hungry one.

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One of my friends shoots moles with a shotgun in his garden. Just sits on a chair and waits until he sees movement in a molehill. BLAAAAMMM.... Although granted he does live in the middle of nowhere and using a shotgun to shoot mice in the house may cause a little damage. But hey can't make an omlette without breaking a few eggs and it has cured the mole problem. I say shoot em!

TomD said:

A hungry one.

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Even better

Carbon said:

Even better

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Hungry pussy?

I hate cats, but I hate mcie more, so would have a cat until such time as the mice were gone. But then I'd need a dog to eat the cat, then a horse to eat the dog, and so the cycle continues... :lol:

Slingshot.

fall-apart-dave said:

Hungry pussy?

I hate cats, but I hate mcie more, so would have a cat until such time as the mice were gone. But then I'd need a dog to eat the cat, then a horse to eat the dog, and so the cycle continues... :lol:

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Dude, I think I spotted a flaw in your plan there :lol:

You could use a lion to eat the dog then that way you would have lion poo to keep the deer away perhaps

Carbon said:

Even better

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Carbon said:

Dude, I think I spotted a flaw in your plan there :lol:

You could use a lion to eat the dog then that way you would have lion poo to keep the deer away perhaps

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A hourse could eat a dog couldn't it? Then a lion to eat the horse?

What eats lions?

fall-apart-dave said:

A hourse could eat a dog couldn't it? Then a lion to eat the horse?

What eats lions?

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Chuck Norris.

(That's twice I've mentioned him in one day. Weeeeird.)

put then in the special bin thing inside the tiolets cubicle...job done!opps sorry not that kind of mouse then

Poor moles!
Ok so we had mice in the workshop (the place where my beloved keeps all his grains and potions for making fishing bait). We got those ultrasonic thingies that you plug in. No more mice. Personally I wouldn't use anything that actually kills them. The sight and smell of dead mice (and obligatory maggots) has got to be worse than live ones.

fall-apart-dave said:

A hourse could eat a dog couldn't it?

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Only if the dog was made of oats, hay or pony nuts :lol:

JustinOval said:

Slingshot.

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that is SO wrong!
but still lmao:lol:

yeah, poison is not a good plan (speaking from experience) as they go and die under cupboards etc and fookin stink

we found normal mousetraps with kit-kats on :lol: they never went for the cheese, but luuuurved kit-kats!! :lol:

Samage said:

Chuck Norris.

(That's twice I've mentioned him in one day. Weeeeird.)

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Fucking Chuck Norris

It depends on the mouse.

It's easy to pull the ones from the USB sockets but it might require a firmer tug to take out one with a PS/2 connector.

JustinOval said:

Slingshot.

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Sorry mate thats just cruel

BarryWinsper said:

Sorry mate thats just cruel

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It's ok, I think it was a grey squirrel.