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.... Some say that he doesn't have fingers, just 13mm ratchet spanners grafted onto his knuckles ....

.... Some say that he bleed VW brakes intraveinously and that he re-inflates tyres using a straw ....

.... Some say that the top half of his body is Chestnut brown and the bottom half of his body is Sealing wax Red ....

.... Some say that his glasses hinge outwards from the top to let fresh air to his eyes ....

.... Some say that he had a rag-top grafted to his head and that Wizard produces a 3 inch oversized version of his legs ....

.... Some say that his toenail clipings have a fuse rating and that his hair trimmings are used to re-wire dynamos ....

all we know, is that he's call MOBY5153!


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........some people say he doesn't actually have a computer - he just knows what people's problems are and telepathically sends the answers to the VZi server.......

(Now you know why he's never logged on! ;) )
 

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........some people say he doesn't actually have a computer - he just knows what people's problems are and telepathically sends the answers to the VZi server.......

(Now you know why he's never logged on! ;) )
you're nearly right......
 
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