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Not the soap. Nothing against that lot. No, I am talking about the ones who have issues with where one parks.

After a bad day of swapping distributors and geting locked out I finally park up. First neighbour "I can't really get my car out my drive." Fair enough and he's a cool bloke so I move it.

Second neighbour (not verbatim, but along the lines of) "I hope you are not going to park that thing here. I don't mean to be personal, but it's not very pretty (you be the judge:
).I know I don't have a car and I don't mean to be unneighbourly, but really."

But it's the pavement. And she doesn't own a car. I guess some people have very little in their lives, other than to whinge.
 

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My neighbour stopped to tell me I had no number plate the other day and when I said it was in the car, they decided to lecture me on road safety.Thanx for your help mister neighbour piss off and ruin someone eles day, nit wit!
 

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I wouldnt worry too much , i mean its not your fault your neighbour has got no taste :crazy:

Last year my neighbour asked "why do you drive a piece of shit" to which i replied " It may be a piece of shit but its worth 5 times as much as your piece of shit you cha\/ " he drives a BMW, need i say any more :lol:

Nice single cab btw :cool:
 

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should have told her you could park it in her garden if she wanted!!! LOL

I know how you feel parking is a nighmare when you live in a terrace house like me. Fortunatly I have a friend next door in the end house how lets me use his land For my bay!

Liking the piccy though.
 

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As i got told by some cunt who parks a fucking huge Winnebago 3" from my gable-end every weekend.. you can't do fuck all about it as its taxed and MOT'd.

It works in your favour for this one. They cant do sod all about it.

I'm having to buy a car just to stop the twat parking there... hes just being a dick tho as he wanted to buy my house but he couldn't afford it and doesn't like the fact that I'm younger than him and could. (He's in his 50's and renting a house opposite at the mo)
 

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TrolleyWheels said:
As i got told by some cunt who parks a fucking huge Winnebago 3" from my gable-end every weekend.. you can't do fuck all about it as its taxed and MOT'd.

It works in your favour for this one. They cant do sod all about it.

I'm having to buy a car just to stop the twat parking there... hes just being a dick tho as he wanted to buy my house but he couldn't afford it and doesn't like the fact that I'm younger than him and could. (He's in his 50's and renting a house opposite at the mo)
Poke him in the eye!!!LOL
 

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Remember... these are the people who will call the police when they see someone prising your door open with a crowbar...

neighbours can be cunts, but they have their uses... you should try to get on with them.

I'd rather have nosey interfering fuckhole neighbours than people who just turn their back when they see anything "iffy" going on.
 

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Remember... these are the people who will call the police when they see someone prising your door open with a crowbar...

neighbours can be cunts, but they have their uses... you should try to get on with them.

I'd rather have nosey interfering fuckhole neighbours than people who just turn their back when they see anything "iffy" going on.
Like my neighbours??

Moan like fuck about everything but as soon as there's a bunch of kids vandalising property they all suddenly go blind and deaf. Cunts :mad:
 

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We wouldnt moan, its lovely

Someone with a nice VW come and rent the house next to us.
We live in Woodford , Northants and our neighbours are in the process of buying a house. So the house next door is up for rent.
 

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Morning all. Looks like I am not the only one. Thanks for the kind words and the shared stories. I did have a laugh at some of them. Things could be worse. I don't intentionally want to piss anyone off. It was just the the way she said it. Talk to me rationally and calmly and I don't mind. Come over all aggressive, just winds me up. I think I am going to warm it up (read rev it for 5 minutes) to set the timing. Engine has to be warm as you all know. :D
 

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TrolleyWheels said:
As i got told by some cunt who parks a fucking huge Winnebago 3" from my gable-end every weekend.. you can't do fuck all about it as its taxed and MOT'd.

my answer:-
"Maybe not, but I can slash all your fucking tyres and pour brake fluid all over the paint work, now fucking move it before I do something else that you're gonna regret!"
 

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Neighbours Ffs

I had a ickle giggle when i read these! and thought how lucky you people were with neighbours!! My ex neighbour must have more photos of my bug, bay and boyf than i have ffs. everytime the engine started on one of the cars she was out wiv her camera ffs (had a serious screw loose!!). Made our life a living hell 4 18mths!! Reported us to social services accusing us of abusing our daughter!! (and that was only the TIP of the iceberg). ASBO ppl were investigating her and the bitch went and DIED!!!
So next time you have a little run with your neighbour think of me and you'll realise how lucky you are!!! :eek:
 
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