My neighbour stopped to tell me I had no number plate the other day and when I said it was in the car, they decided to lecture me on road safety.Thanx for your help mister neighbour piss off and ruin someone eles day, nit wit!
Neighbours...
Not the soap. Nothing against that lot. No, I am talking about the ones who have issues with where one parks.
After a bad day of swapping distributors and geting locked out I finally park up. First neighbour "I can't really get my car out my drive." Fair enough and he's a cool bloke so I move it.
Second neighbour (not verbatim, but along the lines of) "I hope you are not going to park that thing here. I don't mean to be personal, but it's not very pretty (you be the judge:
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).I know I don't have a car and I don't mean to be unneighbourly, but really."
But it's the pavement. And she doesn't own a car. I guess some people have very little in their lives, other than to whinge.
After a bad day of swapping distributors and geting locked out I finally park up. First neighbour "I can't really get my car out my drive." Fair enough and he's a cool bloke so I move it.
Second neighbour (not verbatim, but along the lines of) "I hope you are not going to park that thing here. I don't mean to be personal, but it's not very pretty (you be the judge:
But it's the pavement. And she doesn't own a car. I guess some people have very little in their lives, other than to whinge.
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I wouldnt worry too much , i mean its not your fault your neighbour has got no taste :crazy:
Last year my neighbour asked "why do you drive a piece of shit" to which i replied " It may be a piece of shit but its worth 5 times as much as your piece of shit you cha\/ " he drives a BMW, need i say any more :lol:
Nice single cab btw
Last year my neighbour asked "why do you drive a piece of shit" to which i replied " It may be a piece of shit but its worth 5 times as much as your piece of shit you cha\/ " he drives a BMW, need i say any more :lol:
Nice single cab btw
I hope you didn't move it! That's
Like my neighbours??User Name said:
Moan like fuck about everything but as soon as there's a bunch of kids vandalising property they all suddenly go blind and deaf. Cunts
Morning all. Looks like I am not the only one. Thanks for the kind words and the shared stories. I did have a laugh at some of them. Things could be worse. I don't intentionally want to piss anyone off. It was just the the way she said it. Talk to me rationally and calmly and I don't mind. Come over all aggressive, just winds me up. I think I am going to warm it up (read rev it for 5 minutes) to set the timing. Engine has to be warm as you all know.
Oooh you could park outside my house, that's schweetnosfera2 said:)![]()
dude... nice...nosfera2 said:you be the judge:![]()
has the westy gone?
no mine
Neighbours Ffs
I had a ickle giggle when i read these! and thought how lucky you people were with neighbours!! My ex neighbour must have more photos of my bug, bay and boyf than i have ffs. everytime the engine started on one of the cars she was out wiv her camera ffs (had a serious screw loose!!). Made our life a living hell 4 18mths!! Reported us to social services accusing us of abusing our daughter!! (and that was only the TIP of the iceberg). ASBO ppl were investigating her and the bitch went and DIED!!!
So next time you have a little run with your neighbour think of me and you'll realise how lucky you are!!!
I had a ickle giggle when i read these! and thought how lucky you people were with neighbours!! My ex neighbour must have more photos of my bug, bay and boyf than i have ffs. everytime the engine started on one of the cars she was out wiv her camera ffs (had a serious screw loose!!). Made our life a living hell 4 18mths!! Reported us to social services accusing us of abusing our daughter!! (and that was only the TIP of the iceberg). ASBO ppl were investigating her and the bitch went and DIED!!!
So next time you have a little run with your neighbour think of me and you'll realise how lucky you are!!!
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