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Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a
smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a
condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues
smoking.

Maude: What in the hell is that?
Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Maude: Where did you get it?
Mabel: You can get them at any chemist.

The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local chemist and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The
pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

"Doesn't matter Sonny,as long as it fits on a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.
 

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I Met Mabel the other day, she was in the queue of the hole in the wall the and messing about, she was trying to get money out for her condoms but was confused and asked me to help. I asked her what she wanted and she said she needed to check her balance


so i pushed her over
 
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