Try to time the punchline of your joke to match the swallowing of tea.
But using my rule of comedy number 15 you can be the one.nick0831 said:In front of a PC screen, so you can get the questionable,
'FFS!! I just spat tea all over my screen'
In fact, in a recent Bullshit survey carried out by an independent source, only 1 in 10,000 people actually did!
In other news, where are my pants?