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There's a knock on the door.

The dude opens the door and sees a glaswegian standing in the door frame...

"D'yiz want a bair iv White choclut" says the glaswegian...

"Aye.." says the dude

The glaswegian head butts him, and says "A'hm the Malky bar kid"


See what I did there? I took a derogatory stereotypical scenario of the indigenous towns folk of the great city, adopting the affectionate slang for Head butting, then turned it into punage. Had it been set geographically south, then much head scratching would ensue...
 

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funky munky said:
There's a knock on the door.

The dude opens the door and sees a glaswegian standing in the door frame...

"D'yiz want a bair iv White choclut" says the glaswegian...

"Aye.." says the dude

The glaswegian head butts him, and says "A'hm the Malky bar kid"

See what I did there? I took a derogatory stereotypical scenario of the indigenous towns folk of the great city, adopting the affectionate slang for Head butting, then turned it into punage. Had it been set geographically south, then much head scratching would ensue...
I'm not offended.

I'm not pissing my pants either though! ;)
 

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funky munky said:
...but I'm sure you're not famous for holding in your pee :D
quite the opposite. The weakest bladder north of watford...

Must just nip to the loo............................. :crazy:
 
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