Nice one, made me and the missus laugh
Pyro said:I know an irshman who went to the docs and said
"Doc, when I poo it comes out like chips!"
Doc took a look at his behind and went to the cupboard and got a fecking great big pair of scissors.
The irsihman screamed.. "wot you gonna do with them!!"
"Cut 2 inches off of your string vest!"