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Donaster airport is just as good. It's got a free internet and a 'Spar'

And all the neighbours complain about the noise and leave their house lights on at night to confuse the pilots. And they can't open all the car park 'cos the council haven't painted any lines on it and never follow the signs to the airport 'cos they make you go through the middle of Doncaster just to prove that the airport belongs to Doncaster even though it's in the middle of the wild flatlands.

Bet Singapore hasn't got any of that- other than a bit of free internet
 

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thegavster said:
And I bet the road that approaches Doncaster airport doesn't convert to a full runway within hours in the event of an emergency either.

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If they have an emergency at Doncaster they change the name to Sheffield or Robin Hood or Nottingham so someone else gets the blame :incheek:
I think they've only just put tarmac on the roads around Doncaster airport. They've certainly only just painted white lines down the middle of them. Anyway the road that approaches Doncaster has got a level crossing on on it which would bugger up any plans any pilot might have for landing on it if the barriers were down and the lights flashing. And its only wide enough for a hang glider sideways.Though they do say that the runway is so long it stretches all the way to Russia so that the bombers that used it before could drive all the way there under the radar and leave their bombs in the left luggage at Moscow Parkway station. Honest
 
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