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Was feeling a bit down so was passing the time looking at some old threads and couldn't help but laugh at some Hendrixmaster gems! Cheered me right up these have! :)

Hendrixmaster said:
Wedgedout, please shh, as this is a matter you have no intelegence on
Hendrixmaster said:
Yu're just an evil, dictating, cerniving, little shit! That doesn't giive a thought of what anyone thinks of you!

I bet, on a lap TIMED, I'd whoop your ass by atleast 30 seconds! You work 9 - 5 eh? I don't give a shit! I study from about 7am - about 7pm! You DON'T have to be 18 to get on a HND course, it's a fact, check the scores. I may be 15, but I'm not making anything up, you're 24, and a little winey, slimey, fucking shit!

SO, you piss of, and DON'T talk to me again, IDIOT!!
Hendrixmaster said:
don't be rude without cause. You had no cause, now oppologise :mad:
I don't like to get pissed, I don't lie, and I hate Fakes. so now I will put a list of fakes together :)
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Tell them to stop being bullies, and needing proof for everything. Or I'll start asking for proof for EVERYTHING they say, I bet they can't prove anything
Hendrixmaster said:
I seem to recall, when I was studying Citizenship, that in the EU Constitution, it said, anyone saing a minimun age, was against teh law. Are we or are we not in the EU ?
And the ultimate:
Hendrixmaster said:
Jesus! You lot are so patronising. should give you a boot up the arse
:lol: :lol: :lol: They should use these in depression counselling sessions ;)
 

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Someone fill me in on the history? I think I joined after his time!

I had seen the quote being used in the signature box and it did make me larf!
 

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Worst thing I ever did was....

...filled the headmasters car with cement. He'd given us all, shit, so we got revenge. Paid the company to bring in the cement..., broke the sunroof, and poured it all in. He never knew who did it, bus I left school shorntly after, so no harm :D

The company didn't even wonder why we were pouring it all into the car, just did it :D
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AngelVenomous said:
Hmm...... yeah, I'm sure if I worked for a cement company and suddenly I get a call asking me to dump a load of cement into a car in the staff car park at the local school, I'd think it was perfectly normal. ;)

You any idea how much cement costs? How did you afford it with your pocket money?
Did you offer them half a curly wurley and a copy of Razzle? :lol:
 

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Someone fill me in on the history? I think I joined after his time!

I had seen the quote being used in the signature box and it did make me larf!
Best way to describe him is a bored little kid who had liked to post up some absolute crap and wonder why nobody believed him.

Stuff like "My Brother's just bought a Ferrari estate" or "How much for a 32" widescreen monitor for my recording studio" or "Just landed on Pluto - why doesn't my wi-fi connection reach here?" etc etc.

Considering he was only 15 he had done rather a lot for his age! Had internet forums been around when I was 15 my topics would be more like "Who can loan me porn?" or "How do I get laid?" or "Who fancies a few cans of Harp?" ;)
 

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SomeEnglishGeezer said:
So what happened to him in the end, did he leave on his own accord or was he given a map to the door and told to follow it?
Technically . . . BOTH ;)

He was asked to 'cool it' . . . but came back with a load of aggressive bullshit quoting European Union Barrack Room Law about 'ageism' and suchlike :rolleyes:

Had he just cooled it . . . he'd still be here ;)
 

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Low n Loud said:
Just read the whole thread... :lol:

He dug himself in a bit deep there.... :crazy:
I'm just amazed at how stupid he was. Brian was actually trying to defend him but then he threw it right back in Brian's face by quoting that citizenship age thingy.
 

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he was fun...

I was a little cuntish with the lad I admit, but I'd probably do the same again..

Difference is.. I know when to stop, that's why I'm still here.. ;)
 

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wedgedout - well done sir! I've just read the whole thread while trying not to choke on my dinner through laughing so much. I don't think you really did anything out of line, just question the bullshit. Exactly what I'd do.

Seriously though, both you and AngelVenomous seem like my kind of people - can't wait to meet you both and a whole load more, hopefully soon (BugJam, maybe?).

I've never understood people who bullshit. I tell lies, sometimes big fat great stinking piles of horseshit, tangled webs of utter bollocks, but I only ever do it to get myself out of a crap situation or sometimes to avoid hurting peoples feelings. Not saying it's morally right, but I do it. However, I've never 'bigged myself up' by telling porkies. For example, with the drug experience thread a couple of weeks back, I openly admitted I'd never done any. I could have made up some real classics based on other peoples posts, but it would have been betraying myself and others would have seen through it. There was just no need.

We used to have (like all school classes do) some people like this at school. Usually, in amongst their list of BS achievements, there will be one where an authority figure or organisation is targeted (e.g. police or in Hendrixmasters case, the headmaster of his school). More often than not when they play the "....so I told that cop to eff off......" card, you know you're knee deep in bullshit!

The 'BS bag' was a highlight!

By the way, who's pitslayer666? I remember this name from the Hillman Imp forum.
 

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cheers dude, I'll be at Bug Jam..

Pitslayer666... he used majic j0000ce to make his Vr4 mitsi make twice the powah don't you know....

I wish I had more time for Internet forums, but I'm knee deep in "stuff" at the moment, I did enjoy the playful banter though ;)
 

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OOOOOOOO er i say eeeee 'were fullllll of shite that Hendrixmaster! :eek:
What a complete dick, i wonder could he even spell or string a sentence together with good grammer? Frickin knobhead :tick: .
Lastly did he even know who Hendrix was, apart from being a legendary rock god. :hangloose :hangloose :hangloose

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