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......a little girl ran crying to her mum asking for a glass of cider.

What do you want a glass of cider for her mum asks?

"I've cut my hand on a thorn", says the little girl.

"So why the cider?" asks mum.

Well, I overheard my big sister say that whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she wait to get it in cider...... :D
 

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Here goes.....

......a little girl ran crying to her mum asking for a glass of cider.

What do you want a glass of cider for her mum asks?

"I've cut my hand on a thorn", says the little girl.

"So why the cider?" asks mum.

Well, I overheard my big sister say that whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she wait to get it in cider...... :D
HAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA
 
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