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for the last 2 times he's slept round here i've had to chuck him out of bed cos he snores so loudly. he's here tonight (dear lord) so is there anything he could do to not snore? sorry if i dont make sense i am soooooooooooooooooooo tired. ant says hi xx
 

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Broke Back Deer Camp



The guys were all at deer camp.



They had to bunk two to a room.



No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so

badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them

stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take

turns.



The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast

the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all

bloodshot. They said, 'Man, what happened to you?' He

said, 'Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and

watched him all night.'



The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the

morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all

blood-shot. They said, 'Man, what happened to you? You

look awful!' He said, 'Man, that Daryl shakes the

roof. I sat up and watched him all night.'



The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big

burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next

morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy

tailed. 'Good morning,' he said. They couldn't believe

it! They said, 'Man, what happened?'



He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and

tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night.



He sat up and watched me all night '

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Broke Back Deer Camp

The guys were all at deer camp.

They had to bunk two to a room.

No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so

badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them

stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take

turns.

The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast

the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all

bloodshot. They said, 'Man, what happened to you?' He

said, 'Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and

watched him all night.'

The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the

morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all

blood-shot. They said, 'Man, what happened to you? You

look awful!' He said, 'Man, that Daryl shakes the

roof. I sat up and watched him all night.'

The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big

burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next

morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy

tailed. 'Good morning,' he said. They couldn't believe

it! They said, 'Man, what happened?'

He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and

tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night.

He sat up and watched me all night '

:lol:
:lol::lol:
funny enough am up partly due to being woken by a screaming child and partly coz of snoring:rolleyes:
 

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Ear plugs.

They won't stop him snoring but you won't hear him.
winner idea, im a terrible sleeper and use ear plugs and its much better:)

as for snoring i sed to work away a lot and would have to share rooms with random blokes, i found a way to stop them snoring although temporary was to lob whatever was to hand at them, clothes, clocks and trainers seemingly the most popular choices:D
 
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