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A Professor of Maths sends his wife a txt.

" Dear wife, ur 54 yrs old, u can no longer satisfy my needs so when u get this i will be at a hotel with my 18yr old assistant...I'm truly sorry! I will be home late.

His wife sends reply..

" Dear husband, ur also 54 yrs old and when u get this i will also be at a hotel with an 18yr pool boy. Ur a brill mathematician so u will know that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

So don't wait up..floppy knob!!
 

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Pyro said:
I know that Professor of Maths, when he was constipated he worked it out with a pencil.
:D :D :D :D
Oh Master... :hangloose .....as he takes small, crouched, steps backwards in recognition of the comedy master. :D
 

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Pyro said:
I know that Professor of Maths, when he was constipated he worked it out with a pencil.
:D :D :D

I love that joke!

That was one of my Dad's favourites, he would never get tired of telling it to people and then, as with every joke, he would explain it to you ;)

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Yeah sometimes it's even better to not get a joke than to hear it explained.
 
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