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Oh. My. God. Sat having a cup of coffee with my boyfriend and his mum when he offers to show her the pictures of her horses that he has just uploaded off his phone to the laptop. Flicking through the pictures, all good and well, until to my horror the next one that comes up is of me just in my bra and jeans posing seductively! I freeze in total shock, and, just when things couldnt be any worse, my boyfriend is so busy looking at casualty on tv that he doesnt spot what his mum is staring at or hear my squeaks of distress next to him! Eventually he noticed and just carried on flicking through the pics like nothing had happened. Bastard!!!! How embarrassed am I, she thinks I'm a nice girl! I'm dreading her coming back in the room coz i won't be able to look at her! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Should I just pretend it never happened or ask her if she liked the pic?!
 

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ha ha ha sorry but thats funny just tell her her son is a deviant who is leading you astray
 

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Yeah i know it could have been so much worse, could have been dressed in full 'ho' gear then I really would have died! I have never so much wanted the sofa to swallow me up before! Least his dad wasn't there i guess!

And no...1 extra person seeing the pic is bad enough without all you lot too!! ;)
 

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Could have been worse but you must have realised after posting that here a lot of people in here who would request to see the pic, so come on then post it :D :incheek: :lol:
 

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Hmmm I spy a possible negotiation situation here...I have a bay that needs some work doing, you lot all have a vast range of appropriate skills...i have a rooooood picture.....you wanna see it!! Perfect!! ;)
 

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Miss '70 said:
Hmmm I spy a possible negotiation situation here...I have a bay that needs some work doing, you lot all have a vast range of appropriate skills...i have a rooooood picture.....you wanna see it!! Perfect!! ;)
sounds fair
we'd need to see a glimps of the pic first though
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Miss '70 said:
Hmmm I spy a possible negotiation situation here...I have a bay that needs some work doing, you lot all have a vast range of appropriate skills...i have a rooooood picture.....you wanna see it!! Perfect!! ;)
You go girl!

Sounds like a trade auction is about to start :)
 

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My mum used to love embarrassing my ex, back when I lived at home. We'd come down to breakfast if she'd stayed the night and my mum would ask my ex to try and keep the noise down when we had sex as she was keeping her awake at night!!!! :eek:
She did it just to embarrass my ex I know, and to have a bit of fun, but I admit the ex was a bit noisy!!

The poor girl would sit there staring into her cornflakes, going bright bright red wishing the floor would swallow her up!
 

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Could have been worse...he ould have been the one in the bra posing seductively!
 
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