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The reason why I should win MISS VZi...

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..because, I am a lady...
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:lol: do you do lady things? like knitting and cross stitch? :lol:
MandyMicra said:
:lol: do you do lady things? like knitting and cross stitch? :lol:
and walks in country parks, promenades, and other shit that ladies do...

Check out my boobies.. they're made from real breasts and everything.. I also have a lady's willy.. I think it's called the climitis, or something...
funky munky said:
and walks in country parks, promenades, and other shit that ladies do...

Check out my boobies.. they're made from real breasts and everything.. I also have a lady's willy.. I think it's called the climitis, or something...
:lol::lol: spat my coffee back into the mug then and choked a bit :lol::lol:
Dont be fooled folks! I think this may be another 'Crazy' Jon type ruse.
Dr Biggus Dickus said:
Dont be fooled folks! I think this may be another 'Crazy' Jon type ruse.
:lol: lol at your username :lol:
ficknoster said:
:lol: Ive gotta big one of them in my garden :lol:
ficknoster said:
Maybe yours is called that, but mine's called a climitis, and it looks like a pink quaver...
funky munky said:
Maybe yours is called that, but mine's called a climitis, and it looks like a pink quaver...
lmfao :lol::lol: does it smell like one too? :lol:
funky munky said:
Maybe yours is called that, but mine's called a climitis, and it looks like a pink quaver...
quavers are yellow youy fool your climitis must be off!
Pyro said:
quavers are yellow youy fool your climitis must be off!
no silly boy, Quavers also do a prawn cocktail pink quaver ;)
Pyro said:
quavers are yellow youy fool your climitis must be off!
You really don't know about the varieties of different quaver, do you.. Might I suggest you look next time, rather than blindly fumble around in the packet...
funky munky said:
, rather than blindly fumble around in my underwear...
*cough splutter...I sir/madam (whatever) am a gentleman!
funky munky said:
You really don't know about the varieties of different quaver, do you.. Might I suggest you look next time, rather than blindly fumble around in the packet...
:lol::lol:
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