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The songs, Jim! Ohhh, they'd melt your face!
*sings*
There was an old woman on Moor Street who lived in a shoe...
o u're a child!! thank god!! i thought u had a disease!! :lol:
 

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She had some many children she didn't know what to do eh?



I'd stay not sleeping around without protection would be a good start, dirty bitch.
 

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Modern day Nursury Rhymes

Jack and Jill went up the town
To get some Chips and Sweeties
Now Jack's blood pressure is through the roof
And Jill's got diabetes


Mary had a little lamb
Its wool was white and whispy
Then it caught Foot and Mouth
And now its black and crispy

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The wall wasn't built to the building reg specs
So Humpty got ten grand off Claims Direct
 

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:lol::lol:

I've still got great memories of that, hun (one of the few memories I have of that weekend). Your face when I said it was a complete picture. :lol:
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it weren't my face buddy, it was everyone else's!!
i was the only one who got it & was laughing :lol:
 
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