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this made me laugh: The "Taking Everything Literally" Thread

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very good, nicked loads of material from there! ;)
Pyro said:
very good, nicked loads of material from there! ;)
i was thinking of doing the same originally ;)
a few of my favourites..........

If Bob Marley shot the sheriff how did he avoid arrest?

The actual investigation Marley's comments alluded to was into the murder of the deputy sheriff, a crime which he goes on to categorically deny any involvement in. He was able to admit to the shooting of the sheriff safe in the knowledge that he'd already been found innocent of it and couldn't be tried again thanks to double jeapordy laws.

If Thin LIzzy knew there was a killer on the loose , why didn¥t they grass him up ?

Take that said they were back for good, but they split up not long after...

I went into Burger King today and was surprised to find that I wasn't actually the boss.

If it really was a never ending story, why aren't cinemas still showing it?

What if the hokey cokey really is what it's all about?

If Bono can't live with or without me, why isn't he dead by now?

How long exactly has Jon Bon Jovi been living on a prayer, instead of normal food and drink?

Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
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