#1
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Oct 18, 2006
1. I am a nice guy
2. I Stand my round in the pub.
3. When I win I will make life better for all those people who supported me (The rest go to the wall)
4. Women adore me, if you are male you can have my cast-offs.
5. I will share myself equally round all the women who voted for me.
6. I have a cute cat.
7. I will redistribute all the wealth amongst my friends
8. I will increase the fun quoient of my jokes by 25%
9. I will make sure the evil DarrenW never bothers you again.
10. I have a lighter and some petrol....
#2
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Oct 18, 2006
Pyro said:
I am a guy too. But I ain't going near no Bonfires.
Pyro said:
2. I Stand my round in the pub.
After a round, I'm incapable of standing.
Pyro said:
3. When I win I will make life better for all those people who supported me (The rest go to the wall)
I will make life better for all those people who supported me by going to the wall.
Pyro said:
4. Women adore me, if you are male you can have my cast-offs.
A woman held adore open for me once. I don't knit.
Pyro said:
5. I will share myself equally round all the women who voted for me.
I won't. That's a PROMISE.
Pyro said:
I have a cute hat.
Pyro said:
7. I will redistribute all the wealth amongst my friends
As I have no wealth, all my friends have an equal share of it already.
Pyro said:
8. I will increase the fun quoient of my jokes by 25%
My jokes are already "fun size" - ie smaller than they should be.
Pyro said:
9. I will make sure the evil DarrenW never bothers you again.
Fair enough :lol:
Pyro said:
10. I have a lighter and some petrol....
I have a mitre and some dettol.*
*I have no idea what I meant by that, but I couldn't think of anything else. :lol:
#4
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Oct 18, 2006
11. I was not and will never be the 'Barnet Strangler'
#6
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Oct 19, 2006
I refuse to resort to smear tatics, but more and more facts about the evil DarrenW are coming out. Watch this space tomorrow.
(Sussed mate!
)
#7
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Oct 19, 2006
Pyro said:
I refuse to resort to smear tatics,
Mmm, tictacs.
Can you still get the orange ones? Must be about 15 years since I last had any!
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