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1. I am a nice guy

2. I Stand my round in the pub.

3. When I win I will make life better for all those people who supported me (The rest go to the wall)

4. Women adore me, if you are male you can have my cast-offs.

5. I will share myself equally round all the women who voted for me.

6. I have a cute cat.

7. I will redistribute all the wealth amongst my friends

8. I will increase the fun quoient of my jokes by 25%

9. I will make sure the evil DarrenW never bothers you again.

10. I have a lighter and some petrol....
 

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Pyro said:
1. I am a nice guy
I am a guy too. But I ain't going near no Bonfires.

Pyro said:
2. I Stand my round in the pub.
After a round, I'm incapable of standing.

Pyro said:
3. When I win I will make life better for all those people who supported me (The rest go to the wall)
I will make life better for all those people who supported me by going to the wall.

Pyro said:
4. Women adore me, if you are male you can have my cast-offs.
A woman held adore open for me once. I don't knit.

Pyro said:
5. I will share myself equally round all the women who voted for me.
I won't. That's a PROMISE.

Pyro said:
6. I have a cute cat.
I have a cute hat.

Pyro said:
7. I will redistribute all the wealth amongst my friends
As I have no wealth, all my friends have an equal share of it already.

Pyro said:
8. I will increase the fun quoient of my jokes by 25%
My jokes are already "fun size" - ie smaller than they should be.

Pyro said:
9. I will make sure the evil DarrenW never bothers you again.
Fair enough :lol:

Pyro said:
10. I have a lighter and some petrol....
I have a mitre and some dettol.*

*I have no idea what I meant by that, but I couldn't think of anything else. :lol:
 

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I refuse to resort to smear tatics, but more and more facts about the evil DarrenW are coming out. Watch this space tomorrow.


(Sussed mate! :D )
 
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