[monkeyonboard]

heres the situation,

a girl I dated about 15 years ago for all of about 6 months has decided she wants to be my friend on facebook. I haven't seen or spoken to her since we stopped dating and I really have no interest in talking to her.

I have already ignored 2 requests and now she has requested to be my friend again and asked 'Is there a reason you keep ignoring my friend request's?'

What I need is a witty, cutting reply

can anyone help

 

[betsy!]

is there any reason why you would want to be her friend??

 

[JustinOval]

She dumped you, didn't she?

 

[MrsDubkopfeYellow]

sorry but who are you?

 

[skapunk1]

does she have a sister, if so can you remember her name?
it might help

eg

sorry you look a lot like your sister, we dated for a while but had a messy misunderstanding a few years back when i walked in on her and the dog

i was ignoring the friend request as i dont want to be reminded of that poor dog

 

[eightyeightmph]

"I'm a sad bastard that looks too much into 'friend' requests on social networking forums for fear selecting 'accept' may actually mean something"??

 

[eightyeightmph]

Scratch that! Go with the sisters name one!!! :lol:

 

[joshcroz]

"because i'm worried about your mum noticing that we're friends which could then end mine and hers relationship."

 

[john.stone]

What about something along the lines of after her, you were put off women and you're now gay/into VW's/know Pyro. They'll all work, but together, magic!

 

[wiltsteve]

heres the situation,

a girl I dated about 15 years ago for all of about 6 months has decided she wants to be my friend on facebook. I haven't seen or spoken to her since we stopped dating and I really have no interest in talking to her.

I have already ignored 2 requests and now she has requested to be my friend again and asked 'Is there a reason you keep ignoring my friend request's?'

What I need is a witty, cutting reply

can anyone help

"I'm not the droid you are looking for...move along."
or
"Send me a link to you inserting winebottle 'a-la kinga' and I'll consider your request."

 

[skapunk1]

"hi how have you been? sorry you keep being rejected, my mum takes care of my facebook for me, she doesnt like me talking to women after the "accident" i only got out of the institute a few weeks ago and she doesnt want me to go back, anyway enough about me, wanna meet up sometime, i know a lovely quiet spot by the river, say tuesday at midnight?"

 

[monkeyonboard]

is there any reason why you would want to be her friend??

absolutely none, I dont get why she keeps asking

She dumped you, didn't she?

yes:lol: she was hardly the love of my life and 15 years on I think its safe to say I am over it:lol:

"I'm a sad bastard that looks too much into 'friend' requests on social networking forums for fear selecting 'accept' may actually mean something"??

:lol:

 

[JustinOval]

yes:lol: she was hardly the love of my life and 15 years on I think its safe to say I am over it:lol:

Ask her to go on a Ricki Lake 'Look at me now' show with you.

 

[fuchs lee]

She dumped you, didn't she?

to quote bully bullsey.

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii one.

:lol:

 

[monkeyonboard]

"I'm not the droid you are looking for...move along."
or
"Send me a link to you inserting winebottle 'a-la kinga' and I'll consider your request."

"hi how have you been? sorry you keep being rejected, my mum takes care of my facebook for me, she doesnt like me talking to women after the "accident" i only got out of the institute a few weeks ago and she doesnt want me to go back, anyway enough about me, wanna meet up sometime, i know a lovely quiet spot by the river, say tuesday at midnight?"

:lol:

how about I put all the suggestions from you guys on my reply and then let her pick which one she wants?

that seems fair

:lol:

 

[skapunk1]

:lol:

how about I put all the suggestions from you guys on my reply and then let her pick which one she wants?

that seems fair

:lol:

just send her a link to the thread :lol:

 

[fuchs lee]

She might want to introduce you to your 15 year old son/daughter.

 

[monkeyonboard]

She might want to introduce you to your 15 year old son/daughter.

I doubt it:lol:

 

[pedro]

"Look, I fucked you for a bet. Move on" .

 

[Carbon]

Can't you just reject her and check the "block this user" option? That's what I did with a particularly mad ex of mine who keeps trying to add me - not as much fun but it gets the point across well enough