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Zen Rules

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> Wise Words.....

> 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,

> for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In

> fact, just f... off and leave me alone.

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> 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a

> flat tyre.

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> 3. The darkest hour is just before dawn. So if you're going to steal

> your neighbour's milk, that's the time to do it.

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> 4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.

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> 5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be

> promoted.

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> 6. No one is listening until you fart.

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> 7. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

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> 8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

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> 9. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing

> a couple of mortgage payments.

>

> 10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.

> That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have

> their shoes.

>

> 11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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> 12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to

> fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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> 13. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was

> probably worth it.

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> 14. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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> 15. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windscreen.

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> 16. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

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> 17. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes

> from bad judgment.

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> 18. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and

> put it back in your pocket.

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> 19. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

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> 20. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side,

> and it holds the universe together.

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> 21. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

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> 22. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are

> moving.

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> 23. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

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> 24. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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> 25. We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our arse...

> then

> things get worse.
 

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> 10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
> That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes
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