I have a vertical cuboid dancing injury, on the side of my torso, and a matching one on the inside of my bicep, full explanation of that and photos late, feel free to guess away tho...

 

I have 2, 5 inch scars from 2 spinal ops on my lower back.

Looks like i have a really long arse crack

 

i have an F on the knuckle of my index finger, right hand
was carving a piece of wood with a stanley knife whilst watching the really wild show, didn't realise i'd cut myself until the wood got slippery :lol:

and a circle on my wrist (boney side) from falling off my scooter

and a circle on my leg, carpet burn, kept picking the scab :lol:

got a ladder type arrangement on my back from overshooting a set of doubles on my bike, by quite a way (landed on the lip of he 2nd set, on my back, bending the wrong way, mucho pain)

and another on my back from where i managed to flip on a trampoline, land leaning slightly forward, then flip off the edge on the resultant bounce, landing upside down, back first on a bench, snapped the metal in 4 places, but all the wooden parts i landed on were fine that one hurt :lol:

 

i have an F on the knuckle of my index finger, right hand
was carving a piece of wood with a stanley knife whilst watching the really wild show, didn't realise i'd cut myself until the wood got slippery :lol:

Admit it - you were just trying to Nutkins yourself

 

Havent got that many! Even when the disc cutter munched into my finger it healed without much of a real scar.
I also got a 1/2" long sliver of steel stuck in my thumb that was in there for about a week,again no big scar,just a tiny mark.