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Thieving Bastard Little Scrotes!!

3.1K views 46 replies 30 participants last post by  Helabela  
#1 ·
As some of you have read, Javabob bought Small&Shouty a gorgeous purple cruiser bike for her birthday in October, only got it a couple of weeks ago.

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Small&Shouty loves that bike.

So of course, when it got parked outside the house after they had ridden back from the Airshow this afternoon, it got bloody nicked by some little shit in this shitty town :mad:

I hate chavvy little theiving bastards!!

Javabob's out now looking to see if the little shits are still out on it, god help any little bastard that's silly enough to get caught by one very angry Javabob!

Not looking forward to child finding out in the morning :( Not even her birthday yet and her present got stolen.
 
#5 ·
Thats shit

Lets hope he finds them!!!!

I can remember my bike being stolen as a kid, my dad saw some scroat riding it in the next village up, pulled over and calmly took the bike and put it in the back of the van and brough it home, it had been wrecked so ended up in the skip anyhow.
 
#9 ·
the bloody chav wankers, gah!!! its too shit for words, hope you get it back, and the scrot who knicked it gets run over by the number 92bus!
 
#11 ·
Well just got back from an hour and a half out searching for the little scrote.

Several people have seen him, teenage boy, you can't really miss him as it's a very low bike and has a stupidly loud honky horn.

However we didn't see him and apart from camp out on the street all night, we've got little chance of getting it back.

Sad thing is, even if we did get it back, it's just a bike and the little shit then knows where we live, where our cars are parked...

Bloody wish we could move to a nice area :(
 
#13 ·
dont accept it, if he thinks he can get away with that then who knows what he will try next, if you see him, make it known he has it, dont let him get away with it.
There are loads of people on here who would stik up for you.
 
#16 ·
oh no thats horrible

thieving scum


have you reported it to the police? seems to me its a distinctive bike and a fair few people could describe who took it........so maybe they could help (i know its unlikely as they hardly ever help :( )

good luck getting it back i will keep my fingers crossed for you :D
 
#17 ·
that is rotten BUT it was stupid to leave it outside unattended or not locked up yes I know you should be able to leave your stuff without someone nicking it but you can't sad but true, was it insured?? was it stamped with your postcode? or did you use some kind of smart water or similar on it?? no?? tough lesson to learn sorry.:( don't let it go, get description of the little bastard that stole it then report it to the plod things take too much earning these days to let scum get away with things like that, good luck I hope you get it back soon.
 
#27 ·
that is rotten BUT it was stupid to leave it outside unattended or not locked up yes I know you should be able to leave your stuff without someone nicking it but you can't sad but true, was it insured?? was it stamped with your postcode? or did you use some kind of smart water or similar on it?? no?? tough lesson to learn sorry.:(
It's bloody annoying, one lapse in attention and you lose something. :mad: What scares me is they now know we have another cruiser which they could think they'll be back for, then find the motorbikes etc.

I'm taking my bus to my Mum's to hide it today and Rob's nice bug is being moved to his parents too.

Even if we lock everything in the shed, they could still break in. Will have to check our insurance to see what we're covered for.
 
#19 ·
you gotta go where all the dickheads hang out on a saturday night . bound to be an off licence or something .....

get them surrounded by big guys , and calmly let them know you want your bike back .

don't threaten , dont say anything about what will happen if you dont get it back , just let them know youre serious about getting it back , and you would appreciater there help ...

see what happens :)

ps , they seem to think a guy in a nice car is automatically some sort of gangster .
they seem to wanna be gangsters when they grow up .
they might "respec" you more if you block the street with nice motors as the guys all get out to chat with them ;)
 
#22 ·
Always best to get an out of town hit man for your dirty work, I always say. One threat with a smelly petrol container full of water and a lighter works wonders. When you find the little shithouse pour it over his head, light the lighter and watch him run. Tell him it's going through his letter box when he's asleep too.
 
#24 ·
:lol: :lol:

If I didn't think the little shits would torch my bus,bug, the buggy etc I'd go door to door. Tempted to put signs up saying stolen etc but not sure how much effect they'd have.

Have spoken to the Cops, got a crime number, will keep an eye out in case it's been dumped or it shows up on fleabay.
 
#26 ·
Just found a similar bike on Fleabay - would need seat and handlebars changing but would be the exact same frame.

Only problem is it's in Great Yarmouth and we're in Poole!!
 
#29 ·
that's bloody awful that you have having to move stuff around so that the local chav population don't take your stuff, all the best with the situation.